Procrastination at its Finest... in Me

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
One is open and one is closed. They’re both to the same (large) closet. The one is closed cause it’s full of junk (literally) and the other is open because it’s overflowing with junk (literally). But I have a large hamper in front of the open door so that company (not that I often have anyone in my bedroom) can’t see said overflow, lol.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
I sure don’t. I don’t even use shampoo and I’ve found that they’re usually super cheap and not even worth the $0 price tag.

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Fun fact… I don’t even put the flat sheet on my bed. I feel like it’s a waste and the blankets feel so much better on my skin than a sheet does. I do fold the sheet and sometimes use it as a “blanket” in the summer, but my bed 99.8% of the time doesn’t even have the flat sheet on it.

Have you stolen a street sign before?
Not a street sign, but my sister and I once stole an Allstate banner. Kind of. We didn’t “steal” it, so much as we “relocated” it… From the signage post along the road to the mailbox beside it. Seems so dumb now, but we were (sober and) laughing & having so much fun when we did it.

Do you like to use Post-It notes?
I was actually just talking about this the other day… I have SO MANY Post-Its at work that I use. But I don’t even have one pad of them at my house.

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I do this way more often than I cut coupons and actually remember to use them.

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Can I choose neither?

Do you have freckles?
I sure do… On my face, my shoulders, my chest, and all the way down my arms.

Do you always smile for pictures?
Typically, yes.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Sheer ignorance, especially when coupled with the desire to avoid being educated about whatever the topic at hand is.

Do you ever count steps when you walk?
I always do on stairs, I don’t know why.

Have you peed in the woods?
Sure have. And on the side of a highway, too, lol.

Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I don’t often chew them, but (pre-Covid) I do have a habit of putting them in my mouth, especially if I have a pen in my hand and need both hands for something.

What size is your bed?
Just a full. I wanted a bigger bed, but this one is comfy AF and fit into my budget, so it is what it is.

What is your song of the week?
“Waymaker” by Leeland

Is it OK for guys to wear pink?
I honestly couldn’t care less what color guys wear.

Do you still watch cartoons?
Only with my kiddo. Or Disney movies. I’m a SUCKER for Disney movies!!

What do you drink with dinner?
Usually milk. It’s all that was offered at mealtimes growing up, and now certain comfort foods taste weird AF to me if I don’t have a glass of milk with them.

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Depends on where the chicken nugget is from… if Chick-Fil-A sauce is an option, always that. Otherwise, BBQ or ranch, but always McD’s sweet & sour.

Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Sure wasn’t.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone?
The day before Mother’s day I wrote a letter to my Auntie Dee… She lives on Martha’s Vineyard and is super old-school and handwritten letters make her lonely heart happy.

Can you change the oil on a car?
I’m sure I CAN… I never have and I’ve never been formally taught (I asked Alex to and he always said “you don’t need to know how to – I’ll always do it for you”, which was adorable at the time and is now the dumbest crock of shit ever) but YouTube is awesome for things of that nature.

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yes, one time. 82 in a 65.

Ever ran out of gas?
Nope. Though I was in Stacey’s car once when she ran out of gas.

What’s your favorite kind of sandwich?
Ooooh, that’s a tough one. Probably ham & swiss. Or a fluffernutter, but only if it’s on super soft white bread. A girl’s gotta have standards.

Best thing to eat for breakfast?
I love me a Greek omelette with extra feta cheese, deep-fried homefries with sauteed onions, and wheat toast with orange marmalade. (Is it obvious I worked as a waitress during breakfast hours?)

How many languages can you speak?
Fluently? One (English). I can also speak some French and I’m damned near fluent in sarcasm.

Do you have any subscriptions?
Quip, Netflix, Hulu, and 1 Patreon. I just cancelled my Ipsy.

Which are better: Legos or Lincoln Logs?
Not even a question… Lincoln Logs.

Are you stubborn?
Is the sky blue?

Ever watch soap operas?
I feel like they’re for teenagers and old ladies. I am neither right now. teenage me LOVED some General Hospital. I’m sure old lady me will have her 2nd coming…

Are you afraid of heights?
Nope, not even a little bit.

Do you sing in the car?
Are there people who don’t? Cause I’m not one of them.

Ever shot a gun?
Sure have.

Do you think musicals are cheesy?
I don’t know that I’d use the word “cheesy”, but they’re not my cup of tea.

Is Christmas stressful?
Yes, but it’s so worth it all.

Occupations you wanted to be when you were little?
Mostly just a teacher.

Ever have a déjà vu feeling?
All the freaking time!!

First concert you attended?
Definitely Backstreet Boys, lol.

Walmart, Target, or Kmart?
I prefer Target, my wallet prefers Walmart, but man, oh man, do I love me a Kmart!!!

Nike or Adidas?
Meh, whichever. I don’t buy name-brand shoes usually. And sneakers aren’t my jam regardless.

Cheetos or Fritos?
Crunchy Cheetos or BBQ Twist Fritos. OH! Or Fritos Scoops!

Can you curl your tongue?
Like in a circle? Yes. Like a clover? Nuh-uh.

Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes… June 8th, 2015. (Evelyn’s birthday)

Own any record albums?
I do not. Though I do have a handful of CD’s.

Own a record player?
That would be pretty pointless given my aforementioned lack of records, huh?

Ever been in love?
Yes I have.

Ever won a contest?
Not for a talent. I’ve won random drawing kind of “contests”.

Do you miss anyone right now?
I always miss someone.

Last updated May 21, 2020