Corona 2020 in Life After 60

Have lost all will to live. All communications with the outside world have been all but pretty much screwed up my life. Toilet paper and mask are now the new gold standard. People are more worried about wiping their butts than eating. And the magic number for crowd control is 10. Did someone test this hypothesis or just randomly pull the number from the size 10 hat. (a reference to an old Andy Griffith episode)
We have brought the internet to a crawl. You can buy a new car without ever leaving your house. (I’m not sure how that virtual test drive thing works but hey) Food delivery can now include alcohol and SLING T.V. has a free plan. What more could a person want? Like I said at the beginning, I have lost my will to live, were it not for my DVD collection of The Big Bang Theory I would have ended it all, overdosing on a roll of toilet paper.
If I am found dead because some government agency tried to make me hand over my 500 rolls of toilet paper, please, wrap me in toilet paper and bury me! It’s the most cherished possession I own at the moment.