Oh my gosh - the best part of last weekend and I forgot to tell you about it!
So. Saturday morning. I was done with my nail appointment, right? And I had about an hour to blow before I needed to check out a new med spa that was close to the nail place. It happened to be raining and I was feeling like drinking a cafe latte because of the dreariness, so I popped into a nearby grocery store that has one of those small Starbucks inside and ordered my decaf coconut milk latte…
When I spotted a HOT dude. Just for a blip of a second - he was kind of in the corner of my eye, but my radar went BLIP BLIP BLIP BLIP
While I waited for my drink, I kind of looked around the store to see if everyone was panic purchasing (they weren’t - the store was totally stocked), and then I got my coffee and started to walk out.
As I was walking out, I heard someone behind me say, “excuse me…”
And I turned around and it was HOT RADAR BOY.
I was all, “yeeeessss??”
And he got kind of shy and then told me that he wanted to pay me a complement. He said I was so very pretty and he just thought he’d tell me how he felt - that he normally doesn’t do that kind of thing, but something came over him and he just wanted to say it.
Guys. Wow. He was dreamy…
So I thanked him and said that I really needed that during a time like this.
And then he asked me if I was seeing anyone, and I said, “not really”
What? Not really? I mean, I suppose I didn’t want to be all…NO I’M A LOSER AND I’M NOT SEEING ANYONE AT ALL. So I guess that’s why I was trying to be a little mysterious or something.
Anyway, he asked for my number and I gave it to him and we’ve been texting off and on for the last couple of days. He’s from a nearby city, but honestly kind of geographically undesirable, but he’s in town painting a mural in the design district and…well, huh?
He’s super mysterious, so tonight during my dog walk he asked me if I had any photos of myself (which makes me question just how old this guy is - it was kind of an immature thing to ask, I think), so I asked him if he had a Facebook and said that we could maybe friend each other (also so I could see who the eff HE is), and I haven’t gotten a response back yet.
My guess is that we are way off in age or that he’s a weirdo or something.
But MAN is he hot....and OH, did I need that.
Anyway, carry on.
GS
UPDATE: He’s 33. Uggghhh. Younger than Bachelor Party Marty. I can’t.
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