I bought myself a new headset online, and then went to sleep and had a dream about it. I put it in my ear, and a sexy male voice was orienting me to my headset and cracking jokes. It was awesome.
Dustin got that new job he wanted. That pretty much puts the last nail in the coffin of the idea of him moving to Seattle any time soon. I like that. I want to say something about giving him a "new job blow job," but I'll hold off for now. Sometimes I have to do an impression of a normal person. Me? Oh yes. I'm totally laid back. Obviously.
I tried googling "new job blow job," and apparently that isn't a standard congratulatory behavior. It seems so obvious to me, but I'm a whore.
Today I should do something healthy. I did 200 kegels this morning, which is a good start. It's nothing like the 2000 I used to do, but you've got to start somewhere. Tonight I'll make pasta with vegetables.
Kenny apparently worked out yesterday. I am going to attempt to do something of that nature when I come home today.
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