Cha CHING! in General Things

Ian and I almost always shower together.
I am always fooling around. Today I made him stay still while I lined my nipple up with his belly button.
He usually smiles, giggles, and shakes his head.
I said, Imagine if that was like a way to know who your soul mate was.
Imagine… if you just lined up your bully buttons to see if they were the same.
Imagine if when you lined up with your soul mate they made a noise like cha-ching.
Or they lit up with a special pattern specific to you and your soul mate when you came in contact with them.
There’d be speed dating where people just touched belly buttons “Hi I’m Grace /bellybutton touch…no response /nice to meet you and good luck.
Like that’d make shit easier.
But then there’d be people who had theirs removed because after 50 years they had never had their cha-ching…
Ian said.... what about ppl who’s soul mate had died in a car crash or some such… and they’re still waiting....
I said that was a depressing spin on things… and i turned immediately to humour.
And what if you were just passing them in the pub “excuse me” and your belly buttons happened to pass by then CHING! well fuck… put on the spot much?
What if they were your tinder date and you’d been mega dirty in chats about some severe sadist stuff and then… cha ching… well they know your most intimates now.
Also what if you went to meet your friends newborn baby and accidentally proximity wise cha chinged belly buttons.. that’d be creepy.
Do you kill yourself to be reincarnated as another baby to be close to their age range?

Initially the idea made things easier.... but then it made things so much more complex.

SP