the toilet attacked him! lol in Misadventures of West Virginia Woman

Um want to have a laugh at my expense? My husband was taking a dump went to wipe accidentally broke the valve by the toilet he panicked turn the valve the wrong way shooting toilet water to the ceiling. He screamed for my help i came in and turned the valve off. Both of us soaked i laughed because he has never had this happen before and was having a meltdown.

He called his boss to explain his toilet exploded there is water everywhere. Talan was very upset but you could hear his boss cackling on the phone. Talan begged not to have a write up and his boss this is to good not to share with his peers at work. I got a feeling they will never let him live this one down.

He called our friends Scott and Patch at 6:30 am to tell them he blew up the toilet. They said never call them this early over a bowel movement i laughed. Talan had to explain his foot bumped into the valve busting the line and water was spewing he turned the valve the wrong way for it to hit the ceiling. He almost had to do the backstroke to escape! Scott and Patch almost died laughing Talan turned bright red screaming it wasnt funny. While Scott and Patch tried to maintain their laughter Talan screamed at me to quit laughing!

While Talan was discussing how traumatised he was i was mopping the floor and pointed a fan to the bathroom trying to dry it. I tried not to giggle to bad. I think my husband has ptsd. He might need to see a therapist after this! No doubt the therapist will laugh!

Since the valve is off the water is mopped up i am going to nap until Lowes opens. Today is going be a long day! I cant wait to explain this to my mother she going piss herself laughing.