So I don't forget:
N: What are you doing, mama? Me: Making dinner. How about you? N: Ordering pizza.
N: Did you ever get married, Mama? Me: Yep. I got married to Daddy. N: Oh, good. I like Daddy.
N: For Christmas, I'm getting you a big, old barrel of bananas. Me: Well, I'm getting YOU a big, old barrel of salt. N: Oh good! I love salt. Thank you, Mama.
N: Can I punch you? Me: No. It will hurt. N: I'll punch you slowly.
N: I love this song. Who is this lady? Me: It's a man. Bruno Mars. N: No , it's a lady. Me: Why would a lady sing "when I was your man"? N: Mama, she's singing about mean men. Like on Frozen.
Me: Why is your sister crying? N: She was just playing and then she put on lipstick and a tutu and she played with Captain erica- Me: Do you mean your sister or your doll? N:...Oh, the doll.
N: I'm free, I'm free! Me: Yep and on Friday you'll be four! N: No, I'm FREE! Me: Yes today you're three, but you're going to be- N: No! I'm FREE! Free from-from jail!
Me: Is your sister OK in there? N: I guess so. She's probably not died.
Me: Don't do that. N: OK, I won't. Just turn your head and don't look at me while I don't do it.
On Michael Jackson: That lady turned into a dog and then a zombie. No, it's a LADY!
On Taylor Swift: Why does that lady has soany mean men?
On Katy Perry: That lady has some weird clothes. And faces.
On traffic: What!? Why are all these cars where we are going AGAIN!? This is so irritating.
On McDonald's: These apples taste pretty bad but they gave me some stickers!
On Aldi: I like grocery stores that takes quarters because you have too many all over the floor in the car.
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