i guess in Procrastination Journal

fuckin

I guess there will be midterm elections, because we’re trying to act like democracy is real in the USA. HAHAHA. anyway.

In Ohio there’s a bunch of people running for congress and their platforms are like:
- I’m a true conservative
- I’m going to protect right to life
- so and so didn’t even endorse Trump, what a bitch, right?
- I don’t think anyone who enters the country illegally should have a special way of getting citizenship
- I’m approved by the NRA
- Second Amendment for ever
- Here are three examples of when this doofus voted the same as Hillary Clinton

So this is wildly disconcerting, because to me it looks like no one I could vote for is on TV, just these weirdos who think it’s a good thing to be associated with trump and the NRA.

So where my real niggas at?

anyway here’s a survey

Are your parents married or divorced? my dad is a widower but you wouldn’t know it
Are you a vegetarian? no
Do you believe in Heaven? I have to believe in something
Have you ever come close to dying? I haven’t ever had suicidal ideation if that’s what you mena
What jewelry do you wear 24/7? I’m bad at wearing jewelry, because i always lose it
Are you eating? nothing
Do you eat the stems of broccoli yes
Do you wear makeup? when I feel like it
Would you ever have plastic surgery? yes
What do you wear to bed? t-shirts and pajama pants
Have you ever done anything illegal? yes
Can you roll your tongue? yes
Do You have a boyfriend or girlfriend? no
Do you believe in Abortions? that’s a dumb question because abortions are going to happen whether I believe in them or not. I don’t think I would get an abortion, but I think people should be able to get one.
What is your Hair color? dark brown
Future child’s name, boy and girl? ruby, alanna, generic boy name
Do you smoke? no
If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? I want to go back to japan at some point but every day I always htink “i want to go home”
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
If you won the lottery, what would you do first? pay off my student debt, and then with my remaining $2 I guess I’d hit up a dollar menu somewhere
Gold or silver? silver
Hamburger or hot dog? hamburger
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? tiramisu
City, beach or country? city
What was the last thing you touched? keyboard
Where did you eat last? at home
When’s the last time you cried? ummm probably last week
Do you read blogs? no i just ignore mine
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? probably. I think that it’s harder to say what that would look like since I’m a girl.
Ever been involved with the police? no but I saw a really hot policeman at a starbucks one time and I wanted to be involved with the police then
what’s your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap? Um i guess dove soap
Do you talk in your sleep? yes. If you are dreaming that you can’t speak, it’s because you’re trying to talk in your sleep but your body is asleep so you can’t.
Ocean or pool? ocean
What’s your favorite song at the moment “Hi no Ataru Sakamichi”
have you ever had a cavity? gosh yes
Window seat or aisle seats? window
Ever met anyone famous? not really
Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life? no
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl
What is your fav. sport to play? Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 on the PS2
What occasion did you recieve your gift? the fuck? Christmas?
Last thing you spent lots of money on? ughhh stupid qbank and step 3
Where do you live? i live with my dad at home
Last wedding attended. more than 5 years ago, wedding of a family friend’s daughter. I don’t really know anyone getting married soon that would invite me to their wedding.
Favorite restaurant? um.. Cracker Barrel?
What is your favorite kind of car? my car (Chevy Spark aka a Periwinkle Clown Car)
Most hated food(s) Cucumber, avocado, clams/mussels, watermelon, anymelon
Most loved food(s)? sweets. spicy foods.
Can you sing? yeah
Person on your mind? mom
What’s your least fav. chores? waking up in the morning
Favorite drink? arnold palmer
Currently have a Crush? the closest thing I am to a crush is trying not to learn anything else about BTS
How long was your longest drive in a car? the longest I drove myself was 6 hours
Why do you do Myspace surveys? haha classic
Do you know who Nick Tyo is? No but I know who Taio Cruz is