Stuck in dress,new slipper,jealous of cats in Misadventures of West Virginia Woman

I got trapped in a dress today at Walmart. I accidently brought the wrong dress size in with me. I put it on tried to breathe i heard the seams pop. I was horrified i was going to destroy the dress. I tug and twisted in panic thinking omg they are going to have to use the jaws of life to pry this dress off of my fat ass. I sucked in my gut held my breath little by little i wiggled out of it. I began cussing when i couldnt get it over my boobs. I heard walmart employees ask if i was fine. I lied saying i was fine. I needed a damn exorcist to perform an exorism on the possessed dress!

I felt humiliated when i walked out. She asked me how it fit. I told her she almost had to bring in jaws of life to save me. She giggled pointing out it is 2 sizes to small the hanger lied. I know i am 30 years old. A grown woman but why isnt cute clothes plus size? I really should order clothes in my size online!

I didn’t purchase the possessed dress. I took a picture in a dress that fit me better. I sucked in my stomach faking a thin selfie. Posted it online wishing in was than thin in real life. Maybe if i stay on my diet someday maybe i will be my dream girl.

I bought a beautiful silk kimono top that fits my curves just right. I have been trying to buy some fashionable clothes a little at a time to get rid of my less flattering clothes.

Today i bought my little pony and rugrats slipper socks for inside the house. I am still young at heart. It reminded me of my childhood and they are comfy. I couldnt say no!

The cats and i are going to bed sadly i have work in the morning. I am jealous of my cats they dont pay bills. Night