Shenanigans in Inside My Head

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Shenanigans 3/25/2004

I passed out drunkenly on my bed from the night before (see prior entry). Corinne called me that night to make sure I was OK. She called me later that day to find out what happened. As it turns out, Nick's pants were never off according to her. She assumed that if I wanted to leave that I would've gone into the room and asked her to. A few minutes after I had left, she came out of the room and asked where I was. Once she found out that I was gone, she called one of her friends who picked her up. She felt really bad that I had been crying (Erin told her) and offered to buy me breakfast to make up for it. Over breakfast, we just started laughing at the previous night's events...it was such an odd and crazy night, and there was really no harm done, except to my pride.

The next night we had an A E Pi mixer which I wasn't really looking forward to. The theme was 'CEOs and Secretaries,' which I thought was a little on the sexist side...but whatever. Corinne and I were one of the first ones to arrive and we ended up walking around the house and going into random brothers' rooms to say hi. Big, Tanya, and Marcia arrived shortly thereafter and they started up a game of beer pong while I went to go and get punch...which tasted amazingly good by the way. It tasted just like "Tang"...so I felt obligated to have like three cups..heheh...

Anyway, later in the night I was standing by the bar and reached to get what I thought was an empty cup. It turns out it had some beer on it, which I spilled a little on the girl next to me, named Nicole. (Not my friend Nicole, this Nicole pledges the semester before I did). She gives me the look of death, like I had just spilled red wine on her white silk blouse or something. It was a little beer on a black skirt...get over it. But no, she acted like a complete bitch, gave me some nasty look (even after I apologized) and then stomped away. Literally. She reminded me of a petulant three year-old. I noticed her with her group of friends, who were very obviously talking about me. They're pointing at me and giving me group dirty looks kinda tipped me off. So, for a second time I went over to her an apologized, but she gave me yet another lovely look and waved me away before I could even finish. Nice right? So I got really upset, and went to go and complain to my friend Smarties. While Smarties was trying to make me feel better, these two girls Danielle and Christina overheard my conversation. I tend to not get along with the two of them, but hating that particular group of girls in our sorority is something we seem to have in common. Tanya came over, and we just all started talking smack about them. I think they overheard, but I really don't care. They're obnoxious, spoiled little girls who need to get some maturity and grow the fuck up.

The night became cool after that because the girls made me feel better. Henry then called me to tell me that he had the night off...he's pledging one of my favorite frats, so I don't see him a whole lot. I really haven't seen him since we hooked up that night at Sports Bar...and in The Rat..hehehe. Anyway, I couldn't hear him that well so we kept playing phone tag. Ivy, Tanya, Marcia and I decided to go downtown. Corinne wanted to stay, so I left her at the party. I was still kind of peeved she had left me the night before. Anyway, so the walk downtown was definitely one of the most entertaining walks I'd ever taken.

We found a shopping cart outside of the frat house, so naturally, Tanya jumped in it. we drunkenly pushed her towards downtown since that's where we were heading. We goofed off by taking pictures of us posing in front of the cart...basically we were just acting like drunken fools...but it was fun. Then Ivy decides she wants to get in the cart. She was wearing a mini skirt so when she climbed in...yeah...I saw more of her than I wanted to see.

So Big is sitting in he cart, I’m pushing her, and Marcia and Tanya are walking beside me. Tanya decides that she has to go to the bathroom and literally just squats behind one of the beams of the overpass. I dunno, it was just incredibly entertaining. I mean, one friend is sprawled out in a stolen shopping cart, and the other is peeing underneath the overpass. Then Marcia noticed that Big’s legs were open so she told Big to close them. Big was really drunk and decides that not only is she going to open her legs wider, but she going to put one leg on either side of the shopping cart (in a mini skirt mind you) so she’s basically sitting spread-eagled as I’m rolling her drunken ass downtown. The she ponders aloud, "I should close myself, shouldn’t I?" Marcia replies, "Eh, it’s OK, if a cop passes by we can just tell him you’re ten cm dilated and about to give birth." I laughed so hard I cried, and couldn’t stop until we reached the bars.

Henry had called me at the A E Pi house telling me he had the night off from pledging. I really wanted to go into the Rat to go and meet him and everyone else went into Sports Bar. I didn’t see him so I went to Sports bar where I found Corinne and my friends. Corinne and I went into the Rat for a little bit because we got bored. I didn’t see him in there at all, yet he kept calling me trying to tell me where he was but I couldn’t hear over the noise in the background. When Corinne and I were coming out of the Rat, I was on the phone with him asking him where he was, "I don’t know, where am I?" he asked from behind me. He was standing behind me with a bunch of the brothers in Beta, since it was Big/Little Night. Corinne wanted to leave but I didn’t feel like going back into Sports Bar so I went back into the Rat for a third time that night with Henry and his big, Greg, who I already knew. We were in the bar just talking when Greg leans over and says, "I’m gonna buy Henry a tequila shot…would you do a body shot for him?" I agreed, but Henry totally fucked up the body shot. He poured the salt on m without licking my collarbone first, so it didn’t stick, then took the shot, then licked the remaining salt on my neck and finally sucked on the lemon. Later, when I was told exactly how much he drank I understood why he was so uncoordinated..hehe…

We went on the dance floor where we started hooking up. He’s actually not that bad of a kisser, even for a drunk guy. His friends materialized next to us and I felt silly about hooking up with him in front of them. Dancing got boring so I told him I was going to Sports Bar. I met up with Corinne, Big, and Tanya, all of who were really drunk. I spent the night just walking around the bar with them. Corinne found her hook-up buddy from TEP so she stayed with him while I took care of Ivy and hung out with Tanya. We were going to leave when Henry calls me again and asks where I am. I told him that I was in Sports Bar and that I’d meet him outside. I’m bringing Big outside when I see Mo and Henry waiting by the backdoor,. They both asked if I wanted to come back to the Beta house with them but I told them I couldn’t because I needed to take care of Big. Mo suggested that I bring Big to the Beta house, which was a bad idea—if she gets sick in the house, the brothers are going to be really pissed at me. So I promised them that I would drop Ivy off at our apartment, and then walk back to Beta to hang out with them. Henry kept saying, "You better promise me…You better keep your promise…I’ll never speak to you again if you don’t." I just laughed and took Big home.

We didn’t get to my apartment til 3:30 in the morning. Since I was wearing a mini skirt and going to the Beta house by myself (not to mention walking downtown by myself at almost four in the morning) I decided to change into a sweatshirt and jeans. Not the most sexy outfit, but whatever.

Mo called me at a quarter to four (I never gave him my number—I don’t know how he got it) and was like, "You didn’t make it." It was so sweet, the way he said it. I wish I was hooking up with Mo instead but Mo has shown no interest in me, other than that night at the New Years Eve party. So I told him that I was on my way and that I’d be there soon. I didn’t get there til a quarter after four. Henry and I smoked stogies in front of the house for awhile and then went up to Mo’s suite in the house, where the three of us hung out and talked for awhile. Dave, Erin’s ex-boyfriend and a brother in Beta walked in to hang out with us for awhile. Dave S., and my pledge sister Lisa (who are quasi dating) also came of his room to hang out. It was really nice, the bunch of us just chillin before sunrise. One by one everyone left and it was just me and Henry left in the living room. Originally he’d been sitting on the coffee table across from me and I was on the loveseat. Then, he and I started talking about the stuff we had to do during pledging, which if the brothers heard us talking about they’d kill us…or at least, kill Henry. So Henry slid onto the loveseat beside me so we could talk in lower voices. Yeah…his arm started to weave it’s way around my neck (did he think I wouldn’t notice..) and he started to stroke my cheek.

I moved to the coffee table across from him and he kept asking me to come and sit back at the loveseat with him. I felt dumb because once I did I knew he would wanna hook up, and he was drunk, and we were alone, and I wasn’t sure how far I wanted this to go. So when I sat down next to him, he put his hands under both my legs and literally lifted me onto his lap…kinda sexy actually. I started shaking because the suite was so cold so Henry left to go and get a blanket, which he wrapped around the two of us. He kept saying, "tell me stories, tell me stories.." (about pledging). I had run out of stories to tell and it was now seven in the morning. I was so exhausted and kept asking him to let me sleep for an hour or so. He argued with me, telling me he didn’t want me to go to sleep but I think he knew I was getting pissed. Right before I closed my eyes he says, "Can I at least get a good night kiss first?" So we hooked up on the couch again and I went to sleep. He snores like all crazy hell and I was still cold. Not to mention, I was in a half sitting-up position on the loveseat. I left at around nine am to go back to sleep in my nice warm bed in my nice warm apartment.


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