Last Saturday Night (21st) 9/25/2002
The next night, Saturday night, I had planned on staying in to study. Yeah…worked well. I ended up going to the AXP party with Jan, Melissa, and Kira, who were surprisingly nice to me that night. The AXP party was called ‘No Sex in the Champagne Room.’ It was awesome, the frat was serving champagne only to girls. I’m not a champagne girl, but the champagne was so good; it was sweet and fruity. The party turned out to be invite-only, which the witches failed to mention, but it turned out to be all good, since I can get anything with my breasts. Heh…gotta love the effect of a D-cup on a guy… I didn’t even have to pay to get in…Jan ended up getting sick, so we left early.
So, yes, here's what happened with Doogie. He was flirting with Slutty Carol (and yes, that is what she is referred to by everyone, including herself) because they loved the same music or something. I was kinda peeved, but whatever. She's just such a whore...I wanted to say, 'Dude, go find another, you have plenty." So everyone started to leave, and then me and Doogie were chillen out for a bit. (When Kira and Jess were leaving the courtyard, they called out to me, "C'mon Elissa, we're leaving!" Um, I'm not your fucking pet...So when I told them I wasn't going up just yet, they got all surprised...It's like, yes, there IS life outside of your little world...But I digress.)
Doogie just started crazily hitting on me. I'm not sure whether he was drunk or whatever, but it was like nothing before. I looked like crap too. My hair was frizzy, not straightened, and in a bun, I'm sweaty from the party, I'm in a bright red Seneca t-shirt, jeans, and purple shower shoes. I looked quite ridiculous, yet I was getting mad amounts of play. Explain please....Anyway, I was just standing in front of him with my arms crossed, and he says, "Y'know, you look like a school teacher. A very conservative teacher." I was actually pretty pissed, but I pretended to just blow him off and I kept saying, "You need to leave because we're not talking." So he comes over and puts his arm around my shoulders and says, "But you look like a very hot school teacher." When I continued to blow him off, he kept leaning closer and says, "So...what do I need to do to make it up to you?" AHHH!!! The thoughts going though my head!!! So I was like, "Nothing, I'm going to just smack you." And he replies "Really?! Have I been I bad boy? Will you discipline me?" I later told him I wanted to be a doctor and he asked for a full-body exam. I told him I'd turn him over to my colleagues. Heh. I was still peeved over the teacher comment. So yeah...the people sitting next to us got an earful.
The only thing I don't like about him is that he smokes...a lot. Like half a carton a day. He came up to me in the middle of the courtyard randomly and puts his cigarette in my mouth... So yeah, he just held it there while I took a drag, with his fingers a centimeter from my mouth. I don;t know why, but that was probably the sexiest thing a guy has ever done.
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