100 questions..... in You think you know, but you have no idea

100 Questions about me woo… this is what my maternity leave has turned in to......

Are you an innie or an outie? I have a halfy..... half in half out.....
Have you ever written a song? lol… yes a long time ago with girlfriends when we were 8
Can you make change for a dollar right now? yes
Have you ever been in the opposite sex’s public toilet? Yes, when you have to pee you have to pee
Have you ever written a poem? Yeah, in English like everyone else >.<
Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? beside
Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Yess
Have you ever written a book? nope
Have you ever broken a mirror? I don’t think so
Are you superstitious? kinda sorta
What is your biggest pet peeve? people who chew with your mouth open..... your not a cow....close your damn mouth!
Do you slurp your drink after it’s gone? no
Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? HEHEHEHE yeah
Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? big mac
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? yeah
Would you ever parachute out of a plane? yeah why not
What’s the most daring thing you’ve done? brought my cell phone into a federai prison......
When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? plastic
True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. TRUE!
Did you have a baby blanket? yeah
Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? YEEEP.
How did that turn out? not too bad
Have you ever sleepwalked? Yeah I sleep walk and talk all the time o.o
Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? no
Can you flip your eye-lids up? honestly never tried
Are you double jointed? yes
If you could be any age, what age would you be? 13 and change somethings I did
Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? no
Do you ride roller coasters? yep
What’s your favorite carnival ride? the twister
What is your dream car? corvette
What is your favorite cartoon of all time? rugrats
Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? nooo
If so, would you eat another one? cough
If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? worst fear in the world...... buy the window breaker and seat belt cutter.....
Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? yep
Can you pick something up with your toes? awyeah
How many remote controls do you have in your house? to many
Have you ever fallen asleep in school? yep
How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? none
How many foreign countries have you visited? 2
If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? no
Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? poor
If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? move slowly and try to grab something to pull myself out with, but i wouldnt struggle no
Do you ask for directions when you are lost? yes
Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean? so basically any mexican?
Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? cinderella
Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? you are a sad human being…
Do you prefer light or dark bread? Urmmm, depends
Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? idk i love them both
Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? yep
Do you talk in your sleep? a lot
Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? mow the lawn I hate snow
Have you ever played in the rain? the best
Did you make mud pies? yes
Have you ever broken a bone? yes
Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? awyeah
Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? yep
Do you drink pepsi or coke? If I had to choose, Coke
What’s your favorite number? 9
If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? SUV
Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? ‘accidentally’ yeah ALL THE SHAMPOO AND SOAP
Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? yes :s
Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Deodorant soap? omfg how have i been living life not knowing that deodorant soap exists.
Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Yeah, who hasn’t?
Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? SiMPSONS
If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? will farrell
Do you need corrective lenses? yes
Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn’t like? no
Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn’t like? depends
Have you ever returned a gift? no thats just wrong, unless it’s because of a size issue of course.
Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? noooo
If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? gymnastics......girls
If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? track ad field
How many pairs of shoes do you own? a lot
If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? the one grandmother that ever gave me gifts is now dead so no
Do you sing in the car? yes
What is your favorite breed of dog? german shepard
Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? no
What is your favorite fruit? plums
What is your least favorite fruit? peach
What kind of fruit have you never had? i’ve probably tried them all aha
If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? michaels
What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? under armor
Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? nicole
If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? army
What do you think is your best feature? legs/butt
If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? pop
If you were to win an Osacr, what kind of movie would it be for? comedy.
What is your favorite season? spring
How many members do you have in your immediate family? I have children and a husband.
Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sight, ironically.
Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Singer
How many years will/did you end up going to college? 2 years
Have you ever had surgery? yes
Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Figure skater
What do you like to collect? money. No but seriously collect what…?
How many collectibles do you have? uwotm8
What one question would you add to this survey? ‘What makes your life worth living?’