survey dude in yes i'm aware it's 2016.

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
closed.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
no.

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
sheets? as in more than one? most people i know have a fitted sheet then a flat sheet then some blankets or w/e. and for some people they leave the flat sheet tucked in. so that seems like a weird question given what i just explained........... i actually don’t use/want a flat sheet. cause i’d be afraid i’d get trapped in there and then i’d panick.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
before when, exactly.

Do you like to use post-it notes?
i um.

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
no.

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Um. I really need more information about said attacks. Because one could be equally as awful as the other, depending on how things played out.

Do you have freckles?
mmm no.

Do you always smile for pictures?
If someone else it taking it.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
um. oh wow. incorrect grammar. like the cash me outside girl. The fact she doesn’t even sound.like educated and articulate and whatnot. is unattractive to me. i don’t understand what all the fuss is about. ok yes we really need to stop making stupid people famous.

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
no but actually i read something about this online. on like twitter or something. and it said that. actually a better place to put a pedometer [is that what they’re called ‘pedometers’? the things that people use to count their steps] is on a person’s shoe. er i mean on a shoe they’re wearing not like.in general.

Have you ever peed in the woods?
um no cause i’m a chick. and it’s not even that i physically couldn’t. as i’d feel awkward doing it.

What about pooped in the woods?
um.........

Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
is this a metaphor?

Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Not really. < how can you ‘not really’ do something? you either have or haven’t. you either do or you don’t. or you somewhat have/do.
and no.

How many people have you slept with this week?
like fuked or literally actually slept w/?

What size is your bed?
um...........

What is your Song of the week?
um........

Do you still watch cartoons?
i don’t watch them no. but i like them.

What’s your least favorite movie?
um hm wow.

Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
i don’t know if you realise how hidden things work. but generally if people found it it wouldn’t be............um wait.

What do you drink with dinner?
um........

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
um........

What is your favorite food?
i’m not a big food person. but mangos are pretty fukin delicious.

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
well currently Boys Don’t Cry.

Last person you kissed/kissed you?
um probably...........evan.

Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
no

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
no for the same reason i wouldn’t go to Pride topless. [or anywhere topless actually.]. and for the same reason i wouldn’t make a sex tape. [besides that well. i’m not willing to have sex so.]. the chance of either my parents seeing it/finding out. yeah that would just be awkward............ ya know. somehow prostitution - well in most places in the states - isn’t legal but making porn is. oh ok i see how it is. so people aren’t allowed to have sex for money and yet having it.and filming it..........for money. is perfectly ok. i have no problem w/ prostitution being legal. i’ve read that it’s not. like in order to. decrease the chances of an STD but people can get those w/o, paying for sex, so. and just bc it - if hypothetically it were to become so in most places in the states - it’s legal doesn’t mean everyone has to do it. like drinking’s legal but not everyone drinks. and so’s marriage but not everyone gets married. i personally think pot should, be legal in more than 3 states. and yet alcohol is........not that i want it not to be bc well i like drinking. no i’m jus sayin.
oh and actually. while i’m on the subject. [yes here i go.]. the v. 1st person who ever got aids got it from a chimp. and no not like that not that, way. although people are into some weird stuff. no um they ate, the chimp. yeah in africa some people eat primates. um but aren’t we, primates? so.........yeah. and on that note i found out a weird fact about pineapple the other day.
anyway.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
well. ‘writing’ a letter on the computer doesn’t really count cause it’s not actually by hand so........

Can you change the oil on a car?
correct me if i’m wrong but shouldn’t it be in, a car? as oil isn’t on, a car it’s in, a car.

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
um well i don’t drive so.

Ran out of gas?
like metaphorically speaking or?

Favorite kind of sandwich?
um.

Best thing to eat for breakfast?
I don’t really eat breakfast, unfortunately. But I love anything with bacon. And hash browns are great.

What is your usual bedtime?
well my bed,time is 9. but that’s not my sleeptime. and yes they’re 2 different things.

Are you lazy?
uh.........yeah maybe a bit i think.

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
um.

What is your Chinese astrological sign?
the they’re shy and they run away. [er elsewhere i guess since ‘away’ isn’t a thing.]. the bunny. the rabbit i mean.

How many languages can you speak?
like am i able to or do i?

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
no for the same reason i don’t get the paper. [‘get’ as in recieve not as in.understand though sometimes that happens as well.]. that i’d just keep all of them.

Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
I loved Legos and never got much experience with the logs. < yeah legos are cool.

Are you stubborn?
Yep!

Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
leno. i can’t stand letterman.

Ever watch soap operas?
have i or do i?

Afraid of heights?
yeah. well if they’re in enclosed areas i’m not.

Sing in the car?
no.

Dance in the shower?
no. that seems like a terrible stupid ridiclous idea.

Dance in the car?
no.......

Ever used a gun?
no i don’t.i don’t like guns they’re too aggressive.

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
ok that’s not a thing. you can get a photo, taken by a photographer. but not a portrait cause that’s what a painter does. they paint um portraits. [well some do.].

Do you think musicals are cheesy?
well great now i ‘have’ to say yes.

Is Christmas stressful?
see above.

Ever eat a Pierogi?
no........

Favorite type of fruit pie?
i don’t like pie. well actually rather i don’t like crust. that’s my issue w/ pot pie. [tehe ‘pot’ pie. not, like that.]. like the crust on top is gross. and creepy. oh god. shudders. ok let’s move on please. i’m also one of those people who has issues w/ holes. openings. i’m not afraid of them i just really don’t like them. like i can’t explain it but they actually really freak me out. i. yeah god no.

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
um.

Do you believe in ghosts?
yeah.

Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Oh yes.

Take a vitamin daily?
no. but i read this thing online that said that actually a lot of vitamins don’t do, anything for people. so.

Wear slippers?
have i or do i?

Wear a bath robe?
see above.

What do you wear to bed?
clothes.

First concert?
never been.

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
TARGET! < why are we shouting? but yes target for me as well.

Nike or Adidas?
um..........

Cheetos Or Fritos?
um...........

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
the nuts

Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
well now i have.

Ever take dance lessons?
yes.

Can you curl your tongue?
Yas. like as in i’m physically able to. and i read this thing online [again. which is where i do most of my reading] that that actually isn’t genetic.

Ever won a spelling bee?
um.

Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yeah.

Own any record albums?
no.

Own a record player?
no.......

Regularly burn incense?
burn..........oh. oh! sorry i was thinking of like, arsonists and stuff. um and no.

Ever been in love?
Constantly.

Who would you like to see in concert?
eva cassidy. [yes i know she’s not w/ us anymore.].

What was the last concert you saw?
never have.

Hot tea or cold tea?
Both, but cold more frequently.

Tea or coffee?
tea.

Sugar or Snickerdoodles?
the cookie? [and in my sarcastic mind i’m going ‘no, the flower. yes, the cookie. of course the cookie’. sarcasm. i love that language. ok stupid question.]. um........what about them? er it.