Geyser in Down and Out in Dorset

I got the bridge of my nose pierced yesterday. I made the mistake of having a JD or three beforehand, and as such it pissed blood for about four hours. It actually hurt like a bastard, too, so not one of my more enjoyable piercings.

I bought the missus a Zippo apropos of nothing. I’ve never seen her so happy. I must remember to buy her presents more often.

Donald Trump is still a massive cock.