Taekwondo (film) in Stuff

  • March 17, 2017, 8:04 a.m.
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Probably the worst yet out of all the film’s I’ve seen this past week. There was basically no plot and there was definitely no taekwondo. It was mentioned, which is how it tied into the movie.

There was a fair share of nudity, but that’s about it. And the main actor was beautiful. I believe it’s an Argentinian film. At first I was wondering how the hell this was even meant to be a queer film. It was just all straight guys who seemed to be on a’boys retreat’ on their vacation or something.

I almost fell asleep at the end. They kept showing shots of really plain scenery and the camera would sit on it for ages.
It wasn’t bad in the way that I’d walk out on the film. It was just really bland and it only gets 1 star for the hot main actor (his brown eyes were just beautiful!) and the dangly bits flopping around.


Complicated Disaster March 17, 2017

Can't be as bad as Moonlight!!

KissOfLife! Complicated Disaster ⋅ March 17, 2017

Haven't seen it. How did it win Best Picture if it's bad?

Complicated Disaster KissOfLife! ⋅ March 18, 2017

It's Art, innit!

~Octopussy~ March 20, 2017

It was done by Marco Berger who has done some excellent other films, although they are all slow-paced and rather difficult to grasp. Hawaii was good and I really loved Plan B.... but I could see how his style would bore you.

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