11.11 Singles Day in These Foolish Things

  • Nov. 12, 2016, 3:57 a.m.
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Well, it’s not Singles Day here in the US, but in China, 11/11 is known as Singles Day, their nation’s Black Friday, or more accurately, Cyber Monday as Alibaba, the Chinese version of Amazon has record sales year over year. I see that this year’s event for this made up holiday totaled over $15 billion. That’s a lot of singles!

Today I busted my ass at work and sent my staff home early (by an hour, ha!), worked a little late, picked up the dog at daycare, heated up some leftover pasta, walked the dog, poured myself a glass of rose champagne and am now in bed. If that doesn’t scream single, I don’t know what does.

So, so tired. I wish I could shake this extreme exhaustion.

Trump protesters have marched by my apartment two nights in a row, but I don’t hear them tonight. Maybe they are taking the weekend off. I’ve been invited to a peaceful pantsuit protest march next week and I’m thinking about Let’s see if I have any energy by then.

Still fucking around a bit on Tinder and Bumble. Still chubbier than I want to be. Still without sex for nine months and counting.

Yes, Singles Day indeed.

Goodnight xo,
GS


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