joke! - 2/11/2006 in Open diary entries
- June 2, 2016, 12:59 p.m.
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got this in the mail from Ya-Ya this morn, and i wanted to share!
While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding
along with a dog and a sheep and began a
conversation.
Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak
to him?”
Indian: “Dog no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “Doin’ alright.”
Indian: Look of shock.
Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?” pointing at the
Indian.
Dog: “Yep”
Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
Indian: Look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Indian: “Horse no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Indian: Extreme look of shock.
Cowboy: “Is this your owner? ” pointing at Indian.
Horse: “Yep”
Cowboy: “How’s he treat you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in
a shed to protect me.”
Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Indian: “Sheep liar.”
lol cute
2/11/2006 10:03:21 AM [Gypsy Witch]
HA!! LMAO! Gotta share that one if it’s ok with you.2/11/2006 8:20:31 PM [MamaMia]
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