Witches are Faggots in Book Title.

I need to see a physician!
But I’m the only doctor around
My wounds require attention
My mood requires prescription
Got friendship in a pill form?
I’ll trade time for medication
Is this a fungal infection?

My medical certification
Is dubious at best
I received my education
Via self administration
Testing rigorously, often
Retention,
Comprehension,
Application
Of Information
In a Real-Life Situation
A Power Point Presentation
About Fullfillment of Obligation
Under Pressure or On Vacation
Was the Final Course Examination

I got straight A’s, dude.
The high marks bore reflection
Of hard work, care, & dedication

I impressed myself, even
Thus a doctorate was earned,
Not given

So then?
Show some
Respect, kid.
Shut your big
Mouth for a
Second and
Listen.

I disliked your rude implication
In that lame twilight conversation
You called me Dr. Phil, what?
And that ain’t even the worst part!
Girl! I about forgot to mention!
I heard all about your bitchin’

Your blueprint for manipulation
Though not accurately
Drawn to scale, still
Caused a shock, honestly
Speechless, for real
Incapable of communication

I supplemented
My vocabulary
With a quick look
In the dictionary
While first, I gaped ineffably
Now, I can say confidently
(It isn’t just a skin condition)
You’re two-faced, by definition

After careful
Consideration
Of your
Long term
Associations
Unprovoked &
Naturally, I
Noticed
Undeniably
The contention
Between actions
And moral notions
Held some fictions

Your intentions
Raised questions

Cruelty & insecurity
Narcissism, jealousy
All characterizations
Indicative of a bully
All red flag violations
That unfurled slowly

This lunatic show
Is female specific
It may be genetic,
I don’t know, but
Cyclic,
Toxic,
Apathetic?

Yeah, dude.
Maniacally arrogant

The historical implication
Doesn’t enter consideration
Just sadistic satisfaction
From the circumnavigation

A Lose-Lose Situation

Short sighted affection
Sparked a connection
Then sleep deprivation
Loneliness, frustration,
Unrequited attention
And fear led to tension

Paranoid visions
Underlying suspicions
Unhealthy decisions
Rude, angry opinions
Shitty implications
Unfounded accusations
& veiled suggestions
Undermined us
Well, mostly me, I guess

Seeming unswayed by this
The next move was
A barrage of pretention,
A call for swift rejection

Yet,
Despite that friction
The anticipation
Of a loving union
Fulfilled expectation

The final act
Hastily writ
Lacked tact
Logic or wit

Scandalous scene
Well acted, obscene
The villain deceives
No one, it seems

A cowardly retraction
Of initial aggression
Followed by inaction
An illogical conclusion
Lacking plot resolution

The point is,
You need a therapist.
A reality check.
A healthier sleep
Schedule,
Perhaps.
Raw & open
Self-awareness,
Honesty, humility,
Or whatever is
Necessary
To take accountability
For this low
Low
Low
Low quality playwriting.

Shit’s weak.
End scene.

Last updated April 23, 2016