Background info
- Rent is due on the first of the month.
- Tina, my tenant, prefers to drop the check (sans envelope) in my mailbox.
- Right now, my bank account is running very close to empty on a daily basis, so much so that a rent check a day or so later than today could mean a late mortgage payment this month.
- Tina is regularly rather casual in regards to the rent due date.
She pays, just a day or two or five late. - In order to keep Tina from becoming a picky demanding tenant,
I have to be certain never to act like a picky demanding landlady.
Of course, my mortgage company does not hold to the same concept of courtesy.
Its philosophy is - Not a penny short, not a day late. - Just two thin sheets of drywall separate us physically right now, no more than a few dozen feet between us, but how do I cross the chasm tactfully to ask her to do what she already should have done?
- Last background fact:
Once a week, the mailman overstuffs every mailbox in the zip code with messy sheaves of flyers and coupons for local stores.
Text exchange
Cobalt to Tina:
“Awkward question.
Did you put the rent check in my mailbox?
I just threw out that mess of flyers that clutter up our boxes along with a whole lot of other stuff
and I’m paranoid I might have tossed your check along with it.
I need to know so I can dig through my big outside bin before it gets dumped.”
Tina to Cobalt: “Ack no not yet. Sorry! I got distracted and forgot. I’ll put it out there right now.”
Cobalt to Tina:
“Not to worry.
I was just so afraid I’d accidentally thrown your check out.
Thanks much!”
Concluding points
Sometimes I just love text messages.
They make it so much easier to deal with people on a not face to face or voice to voice basis.
I’m going get the check out of the box.

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