Cannon: “Chocolate, please.” (Half chocolate Ensure, half milk. He’s obsessed with anything chocolate).
Me: “You already had some today. Let’s drink water. hands him his cup”
Cannon: “Why?”
Me: “It’s good for you to drink water.”
Cannon: “Why?”
Me: “Because your body is mostly made up of water.”
Cannon: “Why?”
Me: “Because the Earth is mostly water and we come from the Earth.”
Cannon: “Why?”
Me: “The Big Bang made all of the planets and somehow the Earth developed into a planet with a lot of water.”
And so my tumble into existential crises begins.
continues, rather

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