When is this going to end...Not sooon enough in Plan B

Got some news this afternoon and ready for this? I have to move. Yep. They douche bag bought this place and now we all have to move out. He took my lease to an att. I guess to see what he has to do to get me out of here and so that is that. Lovely isn’t it? I haven’t been here a year. 10 months. Ugh. I wanted compensated.
But I did find an apt. belive it or not on Zillow. It is still in the town that I live in thank gawd and they have a washer and dryer on site. Everything is tile and I spoke to the realitor and the owner and they seemed pleased with me. I am going to have the peeps that I rent off now pay for my first,last, sec. there for at least inconveniencing me here. They douche who bought this place will pay for my move and days of work it takes to move me. I won’t be fucked with.
Speaking of which it has been a fucked up week. Seriously. Just get a fork and stick it in my head. Hard. Over and over. It is like what in the world did I do in order to deserve this hot mess? Going to get a shower and call it a party. Ya. Whoop - de - fuckin - do.