Skynet is born in Chunky giblets

I can’t believe this is a thing.

A campaign has been launched calling for a ban on the development of robots that can be used for sex. I shit you not. Dr Kathleen Richardson said… well, first of all, who made this chick a doctor? Forget that. Dr Kathleen Richardson said that use of the technology is “unnecessary and undesirable”. Well, fuck you, telling me what I find desirable. I wanna fuck a robot! Who doesn’t? Well, Dr Kathlen fuckin’ Richardson, for a start.

Look. The same argument has been made against all forms of third-party sexual gratification, from porn mags to S&M clubs and all manner of perverted instruments in between. My point is this: People like to fuck. Most people, in fact, judging by the fuckin’ overpopulation of the planet, and many, many people enjoy many, many different things. Dr Kathleen Fuckin’ Richardson doesn’t know shit about what I may or may not want to lick, suck, and fuck, so, hmm, I dunno.... shut the fuck up.

“Sex robots seem to be a growing focus in the robotics industry and the models that they draw on - how they will look, what roles they would play - are very disturbing indeed.” O RLY. “We think that the creation of such robots will contribute to detrimental relationships between men and women, adults and children, men and men and women and women”. Key word: “think”. You don’t know! You don’t know shit! Not for sure! Stop trying to ruing other people’s happy, Goddamn it!

Asshole. And another thing: If this woman owns a vibrator of any kind, she can go fuck herself. Hypocrite.

EDIT - A private note I recieved about this entry said this: “Sarah Conner was a sex robot hidden among humans. It’s all apart of the conspiracy, man! The T-101 was the first prototype of a fully functional sex machine that developed a killing fetish and went haywire infecting all of skynet. We must stop this madness.”

+1.

Last updated September 16, 2015