Moving Forward.... in Plan B

I did have a good entry going or so I thought and it looked like a bitch fest so I 86’ed everything and started a fresh. Take deep breath and let’s go.
I need to start dating again. I really do. I know for a couple of years my life was in shambles and now must put myself out there. I am not getting any younger and I don’t want to date some guy with bigger boobs than me or a giant couch potatoe. Now to come up with a profile to fit what I am looking for....I need a bunch of good adjectives and some one who younger than me. I can’t date someone my age or older. No. I have done allllllllll age ranges and the younger has more appeal. They must love art, music, downtown, the beach, NFL and it would be really nice if he was a veg head like me. Makes grazing a whole lot easier. Have to put a profile together. So we will see said the lady to the deaf cat.