I do have to be nice and put a disclaimer here…This will contain graphic sexual references. Please be warned.
Have you ever used a sex toy in bed?
If you want to see our collection, just ask…
When is the last time you’ve masturbated?
Been a few days, probably Thursday night?
If you could only have one type of sex for the rest of your life, what would you choose: oral, anal or regular?
Anal I guess, but that includes giving and receiving, because that’s a thing in this household.
Hair down there or all bare?
I’m generally all bare, but every once in a while, I can’t be bothered for like two weeks and it gets out of control. lol. I prefer my men at least trimmed
What’s your favorite position?
Very tricky question. Different positions work for different people. With Randy and I, it’s better if I’m on top. Missionary only usually works REALLY well if he’s got some anal stimulation. With D it was on my side, with C it’s missionary for sure.
Do you prefer your partner wearing makeup or none at all?
Randy looks good in guyliner
Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear or nothing at all?
If you could only ever sleep with one celebrity, who would you choose?
I’ve always loved Richard Gere
Have you ever felt jealous when you saw your partner talking to another member of your gender?
Hahahaha, how cute. But, there is a line and/or certain people I would rather he not associate with, but it’s really no longer my problem.
Would you be angry if you saw your partner making out with a really hot member of his/her gender?
Not angry, but confused, because he usually doesn’t bother with that part of it
Of all the things you’ve done in the bedroom, what’s your favorite?
Have you ever woke up beside someone you regretted sleeping with?
Not really. May have not known who they were at that split second moment, but it was never a regret
What’s more important…chest or butt?
Dang, I love me some tits, but I’m gonna say butt
If you could choose between your partner being slightly overweight or slightly underweight, what would you choose?
Slightly overweight for sure
Have you ever woken the neighbors because you were so loud in the bedroom?
I’m not entirely sure, but I’m guessing once or twice they may have heard something
Have you read 50 shades of grey? If so, did it turn you on?
No desire to at all whatsoever
Have you ever had sex in public?
On a playground set. In a car in a Costco Parking lot at 8:30 am in Phoenix. Same car, behind Walgreens on Christmas Eve here in Tucson. In the front of Randy’s truck in my apartment complex parking lot. In the truck out in the middle of nowhere waiting for a tow back to Tucson.
Do you like it when your partner is the dominant one in bed or do you prefer leading things?
We really don’t have specified dominant/submissive roles.
Have you ever had anal sex? How did it go?
I have both given and received via strapon and it is amazing in both ways. I enjoy it and as long as it’s done slowly and plenty of lube is used, there’s no problem.
When is the last time you went to a strip club?
Do you think you could give your partner an orgasm by only touching her breasts and kissing her?
Never been with a woman…working on it though
Do your partner’s feet turn you on?
Nooooo feet. Mine don’t even do anything for me. yuck.
Are you a virgin? If not, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
No, and I was 19
Who did you lose your virginity to? What was the experience like?
I was drunk. A guy named Ben that I knew from Yahoo when I lived in Denver. He came and picked me up and we went and bought booze and stuff to make Margaritas. Went to his place and watched movies and drank and then eventually had sex. I was so wasted I don’t remember much of it. Referencing that question from above about regretting, I remember waking up and trying to remember where I was and who I was with and why. No regrets, just an experience.
Which are the three people of the opposite sex you find most attractive?
Randy, Ryan Adams and John Travolta
Have you ever been forced into having sex?
How many sexual partners have you had to date?
I have to count for a second....I’ve got 29 at the moment off the top of my head, but I am probably missing people
Do you masturbate? How often?
A few times a week for sure
Have you ever forced yourself sexually on a person?
Not that I recall
Have you ever had sex with a person significantly older or younger than yourself?
Marcus is 13 years older than me and so was David
Describe a sexual fantasy you would like to fulfill someday.
Well this is where it gets tricky. Have done the 3some, but I’ve always wanted it to work out where the other guy is bi so he can do both of us. Would be amazingly hot to have Randy fucking me while another guy is fucking his ass. Also working on getting my first FF experience. So we’ll see how that works. One guy wants to fuck me while I’m fucking his wife with a strapon. Should be fun
Have you ever had a one-night-stand?
Have you ever had sex with someone related to you?
Fuck you and your inappropriate question
Have you ever picked up someone from a singles bar?
No I don’t believe I have
Have you ever had phone sex?
So not my thing
Do you browse porn on the internet or on television?
The internet is my hero for porn
Which are the three people of the same sex you consider the most attractive?
I can’t really think right now
Have you ever paid for sex?
Have you ever been paid for sex?
Have you ever provided sexual favors to get anything in return, money or some other benefit?
Can’t say that I have
If your boss promised you the promotion you were very keen to get but insisted that you spend a weekend with him, pleasing him sexually, would you?
Not a chance
Is there anything you would want to change about the way you look through plastic surgery if you had the choice and could afford it?
Bigger boobs, but that’s about it
Would you pose nude for playboy/girl if they offered you $1,000,000….?
Be stupid not to!
Have you ever been part of a sex orgy?
Have you ever tied Tantric Sex?
Have you ever cross-dressed?
No, not really
Have you ever wondered what it would have been to be born as the opposite sex?
Eh not particularly.
Last updated June 29, 2015