Oh my God. It is insane. You need to see this fuckin movie right Goddamn now.
Last night I blagged my way into a gig. I had to, it was fuckin Dope and Coal Chamber, for fucks sake. I got extremely slaughtered afterwards with this nutter of a Goth from Newcastle. So stoned. I really needed that last night. I started the day by bombing a fucking ton of MDMA, coming down nicely just in time for the gig to start, so I bought some beers with a fiver I found in a shop doorway and sauntered down to the gig and just waltzed on in. The sheer balls of it… A lot of chicks bought me beer all night and I’m truly sad to say that I somehow didn’t manage to get laid, but to be honest it was such an epic night. I met a lot of cool people and got totally trashed.
But seriously, go fucking see Mad Max, you cunts.

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