Always be prepared. lol in 2015
- May 4, 2015, 11:01 p.m.
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Well fuck.
I walked into the laundry room today around 2pm and went to unload the dryer. Empty. Then I went to put the laundry from the washer to the dryer… empty. I had NO laundry to do!!
So of course I did a happy dance, and proceeded with my day. All the while thinking “I need to get prepared. Guaran-fucking-teed since all my laundry is done, I’ll have someone pee on, shit on, or puke on something by the end of the day.”
By 6:30 pm, Chris was puking his guts out. He still is and its midnight. :( Oh lordy I should have picked up more Gatorade.
I hate vomit. Anyone who knows me, know this. I can’t even. When I was a kid and my parents used to get sick or something, even as young as 6, I would go to my grammas house. I can’t handle it! The sound, the thought, the whole idea of it. The fact that it was contagious. UGH.
At 5:45 I kissed him goodbye because I was going for a quick walk to the thrift shop with Tiffany. By 6:30 he was texting me to get home because he was so super sick.
I’m so going to catch this and there is nothing I can do about it. I almost wish it would just happen now and get it over with, so that when the kids catch it, I can be healthy and make sure they’re ok!
:(
Parents shouldn’t be able to get sick.
Kristen <3
Hotaru ⋅ May 05, 2015
I hate puking too. And I think the kids somehow sense that because they always manage to puke on me. Maybe it will be food poisoning and not contagious.
Mrs.Kristen.Canon Hotaru ⋅ May 05, 2015
I friggen hope so! ugh.
Mr. Mofo ⋅ May 05, 2015
Congrats, you and your talk of puke are the first person on the internets to make me go, "ew"
Mrs.Kristen.Canon Mr. Mofo ⋅ May 05, 2015
This is quite the accomplishment! :) Go me!