WARNING!!! You may be offended by some of the opinions I will share with you here. If that’s the case, fucking cry more.
Well now. This happened a long time ago, but I just saw this on the front page of Reddit and had to share. You see, that’s what you get. I feel zero sympathy whatsoever.
Meanwhile, the tossers who shot the young Malala Yousafzai for speaking out against the Taliban have been jailed for life. Good to see a little justice for once.
In Italy, their armed forces have unveiled a cannabis farm set up to provide low-cost medical marijuana for the country. I heartily approve. Get to it, UK.
The head of an exam board reckons that Google should be allowed to be used during exams. Yes, because that’ll help educate kids. I can’t be the only one who thinks this is a ridiculous fucking idea. Yeah, let’s promote laziness! Learning?!? Fuck that! Right?? Fucking morons. Kids are dumb enough, people, let’s not teach them that there’s no point in learning, okay?
Oh Jesus. Unfunny lesbian Sandy Toksvig has set up a political party that aims for equality for women. It’s called, and I shit you not, the Women’s Equality Party. Look. I get it. I really do. But this isn’t 1955, and, regardless of what the SJWs will have you believe, women are not treated unfairly in this country. In fact, by promoting one gender alone you become sexist. So fuck off, Toksvig, you sexist bitch.
UKIP are being cunts again. This time, Farage has BAAAAWWed to the police over comments made about UKIP on a fucking comedy show. CO-ME-DY, Farage, don’t be such a cuntwipe. Jesus. Luckily, Kent Police are being sane about the matter and has said “it would not take action”. Good.
The daughter of Stephen Hawking has written an open letter to Katie Hopkins, asking her to stop being such a vicious-minded cunt. Good luck with that.
Italian police have finally caught up with pop scrotum Justin Beiber. The little fuckstick was wanted for questioning in connection to an incident involving a photographer in 2013. Whilst it would be hilarious to think that the little fucktard might do time, it’s pretty obvious that the little tosser will flounce away scot-free.
And finally, everyone’s favorite douchebag Taydolf Switler sucks Kanye West’s dick and threatens us with a “collaboration”. Fucking wonderful. Just what the world needs: two colossal egocentric assholes getting together to inflict their terrible noise upon us all. Fucking die already.
Well, that’s about it, so go do something else.
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