If I had my way, Justin Beiber would be burned at the stake.
Hipsters are “dead”, according to some magazine I read the other day. If fucking only.
It’s almost election time. Who fucking cares. Nothing will change. Well continue to get fucked over by fat rich assholes. The only difference is the colour of their ties. Aside from that, business as fucking usual.
My iPod’s headphone jack is on the blink. Soon it’ll only be good for using the Internet, and it’s already shit at that.
I saw the trailer for the new Star Wars movie. Holy shit. You may yet impress me, Mr Abrams.
I’m eating spicy corn chips. I love spicy corn chips.
You are a pirate! Ya gobshite.
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