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  • March 30, 2015, 7:47 a.m.
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1. When you wash your hands, do you use the cold or hot tap? Both, usually.

  1. If you had to be straight/gay for a day (whichever you’re currently not), what celebrity would you most like to take on a date? Ryan Reynolds. Holy shit, I could definitely go gay for Ryan Reynolds.

  2. What is the biggest injury you’ve ever sustained and how did you do it? A long story, but in brief: I had a car accident that left me in a coma for seven months. Most of the bones on my right hand side from skull to pinky was fractured.

  3. What is the most unusual food you’ve ever eaten? I had an emu burger once, does that count?

  4. What is the most unique animal you’ve ever touched? Alive or dead? Alive, an elephant. Dead, a crocodile.

  5. What’s the most expensive gift you’ve ever bought for someone? How much did it cost and who was it for? An iPod Classic, one of those fat 160GB ones, for a long-since ex girlfriend. Cost a couple hundred quid.

  6. Which 3 countries would you LEAST like to live in and why? America, Iraq, and Russia. All three for pretty similar reasons; I’m sure if you think about it, you can figure out why yourselves.

  7. If you could make just ONE change to this world, what would it be and why? I’d probably make the concept of religion to have never existed.

  8. If you could wake up tomorrow and be fluent in 3 additional languages, which would you choose? Japanese, Italian and German.

  9. Which would you rather out of these 3 options? A: Be good looking and extremely intelligent but so poor you live on the streets. B: Be extremely intelligent and a millionaire but what society classes as ugly. Or C: Be good looking and a millionaire but extremely academically challenged? Why? Well, I’m already A, so…

  10. What are the top 10 movies to make you cry? (Or at least make you sad!) I’m not naming ten of them, but: Guardians Of The Galaxy made me cry like a little girl. Yeah, that’s right.

  11. What’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had? Describe it in detail. No.

  12. Would you rather raise 25 children or have the chance of ever having children taken away? Why? I really don’t know what the point of this question is.

  13. Would you rather go on a relaxing beach type holiday to the Caribbean, a cultural holiday to Japan or an adventure packed holiday to South Africa? Already been to two of them, so I guess I’d have to pick the Caribbean.

  14. If you went to a desert island for just 6 months but could only take one album with you, what would you take? Ha, fuck you for this question. Only one? Shit. Um. Fuck. Okay… Um.... Probably have to be a Pink Floyd album. The Wall, I suspect.

  15. Put these in order of your favourite movie genre to least:Horror, action, thriller, adventure, superhero, romance, drama, comedy, musical and dance? Sheesh. Comedy, action, horror, thriller, adventure, drama, musical, “dance” (which I refuse to consider a real genre at all).

  16. If you had to lose one of the 5 senses, which would you choose and why? Smell. No contest.

  17. What have been the top 3 most brilliant days of this year? Describe them in as much or as little detail as you like. Haven’t occurred yet, I’ll be sure to let y’all know as and when.

  18. What do you believe we as human beings take most for granted in this world? My good Goddamn patience gets tested a lot, I know that much…

  19. How many concerts have you been to in your life and which was your favourite? Oh, fuck knows how many I’ve actually been to. What was my favorite? Let’s see. Korn was pretty spectacular in 2013. Fear Factory in ‘11 was also pretty damned good. Manson was underwhelming but that’s because I got far too drunk to have a good time. SubHumans were good, Leftover Crack was fuckin’ incredible… and are we counting festivals? Because I’ve been to a LOT of metal festivals. Yeah, sorry, can’t pick.


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