Christ. Not wanting people to steal your product, I get it. But this “5 computers only” thing is a nightmare, especially since I’ve forgotten to “de-authorize” two of them already. What a load of horseshit.
Yep, I’m back on t’internet. I just can’t stay away, and since I’m trying not to spend my money on alcohol, I’m left with little choice. My second favorite internet cafe in Brighton has pushed it’s price up to £1.50 an hour, and I’m far to fucking lazy to walk back into town to the other one, so that’s £3 gone, but it’s okay. I have food, I have some new, clean clothes and I have some Fanta. Life is good.
Speaking of Fanta, did you know that the Coca Cola company invented it for the Nazis? Seriously. Nazi Germany didn’t have enough syrup for the Coca Cola recipe during WWII, so the Coca Cola company graciously made up an entirely new drink for the Nazis - Fanta. Wasn’t that nice of them? I guess when they said “Give The World A Coke” they were really fucking committed to it.
On a similar theme, Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniform, so think twice before buying their shit.

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