i need to get better at flirting in Procrastination Journal
- Nov. 27, 2014, 7:53 a.m.
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no. actually, because my flirting level is zero if not negative 20, I need to start to learn to flirt.
Actually, back when I liked Clark Kent, he was telling a story about how a 13-year-old patient and her mom were giggling at him while he was in the room trying to take a history in Spanish with them. And I told him, “I think you know perfectly well why a teenage girl was giggling when you walked in,” IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
Anyway, I don’t like him anymore, probably because he’s not very 真剣 when it comes to the group project.
I had a perfect opportunity on Monday!
After the TBL I ran into him in the lobby and we talked about how ridiculous the TBL was, and our plans for thanksgiving.
Boy: “Are you going home for Thanksgiving?”
Me: “No. Yes. Well. My home is here.” (making it sounds like I live on campus)
Boy: “Oh me too. Yeah, I”m going home to see my Grammy (or something)”
Me: Aww. Okay, bye have a good time pull on invisibility cloak
Noooo take me too, I know you’re from Bexley, I’m ready to meet the family. I’ll miss you when we don’t have small group on Thursday, I’ll miss you being the class clown. You can stuff the turkey and you can stuff me.
Oh god, thank god I didn’t say that.
Speaking of which, I think I’m going to do something creepy and look up his home on the County Auditor website. You can see how much it is and what it looks like.
caramelchicken ⋅ November 27, 2014
"You can stuff the turkey and you can stuff me." That would be absolutely priceless if you ever did say that!!
-someone who also sucks at flirting