5:30 pm
10/16/25
I may have frightened off that hot mum I matched with. Joker is going away to college soon. Something. I wasn’t paying attention. Why? BECAUSE I GOT A MINI BIKE!!!
I saw a little motorcycle pop up on marketplace and it was too good to pass up on.
They wanted $1,250 dollars and I saw one with 700 less miles for $2,000 to $3,000 dollars. Mine is a 2022 and the other one was a 2024 and 2025. They look the same. Nothing changed.
The guy that wanted $2,000 for his 2024 with 90 miles was kind of rude.
The guy that wanted $1,250 was super nice and they delivered it.
But it took me forever to get the cash so I paid him $1,300. I was going to do $1,400 for all the time I made him wait.
The chip on my card stopped working and I wasn’t able to pull out of my account. I used the ATM at the store down the street and I didn’t know that there was a $400 dollar limit!! So I go to the bank and they can’t help me because I’m not with them and I have to go to a walk in bank. Great! The Uber driver I had was rude as hell and he got mad that I wasn’t a girl.
I changed my name on there because I kept getting people that worked for me and I don’t want them knowing this is where I live and this is my food. They might tamper with it. So I changed it to Amanda. No one is gonna mess with a girls food? Right?
Until you get a pervert Uber delivery person sending you a have a beautiful morning message on the app. For fucks sake man.
So he pulls up and gets mad that I’m not “Amanda” and I explain that hey, I changed my name because of this. He drops me off and says GET OUT! THIS IS IT!
One dollar tip.
Grumpy ass old man.
So I call my bank and they’re sending me a new card and I told them that I needed to get money out of my account. Well they can’t pull $850 out, the max they can do is $500. Fine. Now I have $900 and I remembered that I can pull $500 out of my paycheck for next week.
Phew!! I got enough and I went back home and got my bike.
Slept for a few hours and then drove around my part of town getting a feel for the bike.
So after all of that I have $1,500 left over. After I pay my bills I’ll have around $1,000 and I’ll put that towards my motorcycle savings. I still plan on getting my Ninja 500, but in the spring time.
I’m just tired of being a loser on a little kick scooter. Oh yeah!! The fucking thing died on me.
So I had to Uber everywhere this morning. It was a pain in the ass.
Now I’m all hyper and like…as if I had a ton of caffeine.
The ride around my part of town was so much fun. I only got up to like 32 miles an hour.
Next week when I get paid I have to go to the DMV and get my tags.
Y’all!!! I don’t even know how to do that!!
I am the worst adult on the earth.
And that’s all I’ve got. Fuck. Well, I can go to the gym more often now that I have a ride. I mean, I can always run to the gym and work out more, but it’s cold outside.
I need to get some fuel when I get off work. I also need to buy a helmet and a motorcycle cover.
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