Turning Point USA co-founder and Trump diaper-sniffer Charlie Kirk was shot in the neck during a “debate” at Utah Valley University, and just died, according to the AP and other news sources. To which I say,

First of all, for anyone about to slop up my space with sanctimony: Do Fucking NOT. I have zero sympathy for Charlie Kirk or any of the other Trump Diaper-Sniffers. They aren’t deserving of it. They’re killing you and democracy because they’re afraid of death, women, immigrants, and being revealed as pedophiles to the entire world (#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles). If you want to act like your sanctimony will save you, all I can say is, “Delulu is not the solulu.”
Second: Political violence these morons called for, and now political violence they’re getting. It’s the classic MAGA mentality of “I never thought the leopards would eat my face!”, when all the evidence says that face-eating leopards eat faces, whichever face is available. They’re so desperate to “own the libs” that they can’t understand that the consequences of their actions even exist, let alone would apply just as much to them as “the libs”. (Also keep in mind, to a MAGA, “the libs” are “anyone who doesn’t get on their knees so Daddy Trump can shit directly into their mouths.” It’s a big umbrella, to put it lightly.) So no, as much as I sympathize with people like Gabby Giffords and her being a victim of political violence, it is not correct, factually, logically, or ethically, to equate her shooting with Kirk’s, or even with Trump’s. If you have your people demanding “trial by combat!” (Rudy Giuliani) or asking “my Second Amendment People” to “take care” of the people who won’t vote for you (Trump), you can’t say they’re also innocent victims, because they’re just not. They wanted this! They asked for it, literally! Now they’re getting it, and we’re supposed to feel sorry for them?
Fuck. That.
And now, on with the tunes!

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