We've Got An Awful Day Coming Up! in BAH HUMBUG!

It’s 8:40am and hubby and I have arrived at work about 8:20. He’s setting up his laptop etc. in his upstairs office and I’ve set up mine and opened our shop. I’m sat here guzzling a can of Monster and stuffing my gob with a Chicken and Bacon Caesar Wrap.

I have a thumping headache caused by menopause, or, as I call it, bastardpause! … and can hardly keep my eyes open. I was sat in the livingroom reading about 2am because the bastardpause was causing leg cramps so I drank some non-fizzy Vimto with 2 paracetamol and had a 1/4 of a teaspoon of Colman’s Mustard because of the turmeric in it. Our little cat was snoring loudly on her duvet on the settee.

Hubby had a bad night because of acid reflux so was in his arm chair about 3am hugging our little cat.

We were up at 7 ready for work!

The both of us are so knackered we don’t know where top put ourselves! Thankfully we’re f/t self-employed so there’s no bosses sinking their fangs in our necks and if we just want to sit back and not do anything, other than dealing with customers etc. then we can!

We WILL have a bloody good night’s kip tonight somehow!