So remember how the Orange Shitgibbon said he’d lower our grocery prices? And those of you who voted for him believed it?
You fools. You absolute goddamn idiots.
Needless to say, I never believed it. But I am still pissed that my grocery run yesterday cost $98. And what did I buy? Funny you should ask, because I screenshotted it.





(Before anyone says it: I don’t give a fuck about your ~thoughts~ on what I bought. I’m 36 years old, I’m employed full-time, and I pay more in taxes than most people in Congress. I deserve cheese curls! …The apple is for making kimchi.)
So here’s my idea: If you’re as sick of paying as much for groceries as I am, but also smart enough to not have voted for Trumpty Dumpty, I say we bombard his and Fake Hillbilly Fuckboy’s emails with screenshots of our grocery bills, with the subject “Why Are Groceries Still Expensive”?
I mean, it’s not going to do anything, but maybe if enough people do it, we can start a movement.
Just an idea.

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