Someone Did Time In County Jail in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500

  • June 21, 2024, 11:51 p.m.
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And all I got was this lousy PTSD.

79 days of a 90 day sentence.
Time off for three days served and the other for getting into the, “honor dorm.”

More on that later.

I’m resting on the couch. It is the most comfortable thing I’ve lazed upon in weeks. The mats in jail were 6ft by 2.5ft and 3 inches thick. Needless to say my back and hips HURT!

Any who, I kept a journal cause it is me we’re talking about here.

So…any questions?
Ask away!

I learned a lot in county lock up lol.
All the guards can go eat a big bag of dicks.
They DO NOT give a shit about any inmates and most hate each other to boot. So you’re under supervision from people in a low paying position and constantly in a bad mood. shudder

But seriously, ask me anything!

Edit: OH YA!!!

A huge thank you to all who were concerned and another huge thank you to Jada for letting folks know. Believe it or not I thought about all y’all often and hoped everything was well in your lives.

Much love! (I’ll try to catch up later. I’m tired but can not sleep to save my life.


Last updated June 22, 2024


Hopelessly Imperfect June 22, 2024

Thoughts on the food, i bet it was shit, my best friend is in prison here in Vegas and I always send her money for commissary because the food is so bad there.

J.E. Hopelessly Imperfect ⋅ June 22, 2024

I worked in the laundry room sewing damaged linens. Yesterday was taco lunch and being a worker I got two trays. Best meal there and a nice parting gift.

RueMorgen June 23, 2024

oh my god dude. i never want to see a jail "bed" again. they ran out of pillows while i was in. my legs started falling asleep while i was laying down eventually. weird feeling. and painful.

J.E. RueMorgen ⋅ June 23, 2024

Ha. We didn't get pillows.

When I got into laundry I made myself a contraband one using excess mat material and a discarded sheet.

One Angry Dwarf June 23, 2024

My main AMA Q: Are you okay?

(My first attempt to type "AMA Q" was autocorrected to "anal" and now I also want to ask my phone if it's okay)

J.E. One Angry Dwarf ⋅ June 23, 2024

Yes. I am actually. While jail did suck it gave me a lot of time to reevaluate my life and think things through plus forced sobriety. Day 81. I'm never going back to booze or behind bars. (Actually it was an electronically locked door.)

Ferret Mom June 28, 2024

I was going to inquire about your whereabouts but then your friend let us know you were on a 30 day absence. My first thought was rehab. So sorry to hear it was jail instead.

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