’m pretty devoid, of interesting, funny, or anything poignant to say!
Fair enough if you want nice nails but why do you need your hair manicured? You’ve sculptured that wave so much it’s in danger of turning into a tsunarmi. And maybe I’m just blowing hot hair in your face but complexions so perfect I can’t help but hate you.
The benefits of shit eye-sight are looking at the clock which you thought said 4 but on review indicates 6.
I can’t wait to become senior management. I want to fuck people over with stitched up work requests. I love email chains that turn into a noose. Why would my managers manager make a request 1 + ½ months after he received the response?! But hey-ho he forwards it to my boss. Who does the only thing that’s to be done in such occasions, he forwards it down the line to me. - Though not on business cards my other title is ‘Management’s Puta!’
We never got in! Some French girl was on the door. We told her we’re Ori’s friends. She turned around and said we’re too busy! Pfft anyway the place looks full of it. We got chatting to these really grotty men in the queue who asked us where we’re from?’ When I replied ‘East London’ they laughed and asked if we’re in the wrong place? Then that French bitch door girl in the middle of the bouncers turned us away. She thinks she’s so important doing her shit job. - I thought it best not to highlight how evidently she’s doing a tip-top job. Because then I’d have to explain how she’s doing exactly what she’s expected to do keeping out ‘trash*’
- Anyone in their opinion with an outfit cheaper than your sense of success
Do yourself a favour and bolt if you find yourself on my terminal list: * Bastard housemates who wake me up * Bastard housemates who steal my food * Bastard housemates. * Fingering fuckwits who are unable to wait in line on the underground.
· Alan Sugar People who double space. People who line space at the end of EVERY sentence You (give me enough time and I’ll think of a reason) Me (much less time required to reach a cause.u
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