Hot people in Stuff

There’s pros and cons to living anywhere I guess. I’m into my third year of a lease already at the Newstead apartment and it’s crazy how fast time flies. A pro Ive found is that sometimes I run into, and I say this politically correctly, hot-as-FUCK guys in the lift. In the two years I’ve lived there, there’s two who I fantasise about, and possibly a third who is on the building Facebook group but I’ve yet to run into. Anyway, point of this is I shared the lift with how-the-fuck-are-you-so-hot-guy a few days ago. It’s the second time I’ve seen him. It’s his legs that do it for me. He must just sit on the leg press all day. I shared the lift with him and his girlfriend/sister (not sure) right up to level 11 and I imagined his thighs crushing my head for 11 storeys…
I mean… marrying him happily ever after. Yes, that’s what I meant.

I was laying in bed that night and imaging what he was doing 7 levels below. Of course I imagined him doing all the gutter-things. Was he having a wank? Showering? Man I wish I was that body wash. Although he was probably straight so would probably be using soap. Or was he banging that lucky chick who probably lives with him? Well maybe not if it was his sister 🤣

Anyway, I do have a point to this entry, I think. That I have a dirty mind 😜
No, I was looking at hotties on Instagram and wondering what life is like for them. I wondered, “What is life like for a really attractive person?”
I even Googled it today. A lot of articles say a lot of things are easier for them - job promotions, getting what they want, a smorgasbord of mating partners (if they’re into that).
I then moved onto Googling how much hot people make on Onlyfans. I found it surprising that the average month Onlyfans income is $180. I assume that’s US dollars. Then some of the hot ones are making upwards of $10,000/$20,000. I wondered if that’s how much the Instagram models I follow who have Onlyfans accounts make 🧐
I guess it will always be a mystery, just like what their privates look like, since I sure as hell don’t earn enough to pay someone for a weekly pic of their dick. Not saying I haven’t been tempted, but my imagination is just as fun sometimes. I also wouldn’t want to be disappointed. I’d be surprised if I was.
But what is life like for them!?
I recall comedienne Margaret Cho imitating a bitchy drag queen once, “If someone is really attractive, go for their intellect. Beautiful people always scared they might be stupid.”
Are they? I suppose everyone has issues no matter their looks. Maybe they hate the extra attention.
Moe was joking that I should start an Onlyfans given my past reputation in the gay scene. I was like, “Maybe if it was around 15 years ago! Plus, how do I go about it without my family ever finding out?”

Anyway, I’m on my days off and of course it’s been raining constantly the past 48 hours, so the beach day is STILL postponed. I’ve bought tickets to two films at the Queer Film Festival while it’s still on this weekend. I’ll have to leave work early to make the Saturday one on time. Andrew’s coming with so that’ll be okay as hell actually shut up during a movie. I managed to get a Big Gay Day ticket before they sold out too! So that’s exciting. Well, if I can build up my courage enough to get myself there. I figure since I didn’t do Mardi Gras this year that I can handle a day party in my own city, and the venue is only down the road. Andrew missed out on tickets. I asked him if he’d bought one and he hadn’t. I’d set a reminder on my phone to buy one as soon as they went on sale, and they were sold out three hours later.
I’m wondering if it will be as crowded this year, given venue capacity restrictions. I had to register my details to get the ticket so they have a record of attendees.
I figure even if it sucks and noone talks to me (cos I never go out), Samantha Jade and Karen From Finance should be entertaining enough. It’s on May 2nd which I gave applied off work and I can save up a liquid-courage/drink-fund in that time I figure.