What Happened in 1999? in Various Endearments
- April 19, 2014, 2:54 a.m.
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David told me about a clever way these history majors rate girls: the girls are ascribed years. It's a four point system. The first is 0-1, 0 being not hot and 1 being hot. The second rates the face on a scale of 0-9. The third rates breasts on a scale of 0-9. The fourth rates ass on a scale of 0-9. The hottest girl, the traditional 10, is therefore a 1999. Either they can covertly rate women by saying years or they can name historical events. Noah called me an 1898 (or a Spanish American War), which was flattering, especially since I'd rated myself as a Bacon's Rebellion.
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A Different Drum ⋅ April 19, 2014
Oh my gosh... this is ridiculous! ha ha ha.
Deleted user ⋅ April 19, 2014
if you start with 0, do you even need to continue into centuries?
Spinster ⋅ April 19, 2014
That is an interesting way. Totally degrading to women but interesting. :) I'm a 538 or the Siege of Rome.