Flush. in Open Diary.

It is important to wipe after you defecate. But you already knew that. However, how many times do you flush?

Upwards of four.

“But why so many?”

So glad you asked!

Naturally, urination requires zero to one flush. Easy. Sans flushing does not really save water, as industry wastes most of it.

Okay. Maybe you or someone else visited this can - you need to flush to make sure it is operating within established parameters. You sit and unleash the foul contents of your bowels. Quaint. There will be one courtesy wipe of your anus followed by the flush. But! Butt! Thy anus is not wiped enough. Wipe more. Then flush a third time. One must wash thy hands! Thy hands are clean. But. Butt. What if the toilet is backed up by thy feces?

U.S.S. Nope

Kick that toilet mahbober to ensure everything is flowing down nicely.

Anyway, have a nice dump; I hope your toilet never overflows. That is some scary shit.