williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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THE OJ TRIAL AS TOLD BY DR. SEUSS in OD
I got this from the wonderfully titled killmywife.com Enjoy. I did not kill my lovely wife.I did not slash her with a knife.I did not bonk her on the head.I did not know that she was dead. I ...
The Internet: Intelligence is Possible in OD
Another in my series of take the piss out of tennyboppers entries. shocking language and photographs used to convey the severity of the problem at hand On the internet, no one really knows you...
Trivia comp – question 2 in OD
I knew there was summat I needed to do today. This. If you recall, last weeks question was:How many Oscars did Stanley Kubrick win in his lifetime? The first answer came from SwankyBich:1..wh...
OD survey (yes, I know) in OD
Look, I know I said that I would not do any surveys for a while, but I saw this one in de Blanches diary and could not resist. It is a survey about OD itself. Enjoy. And please don’t shoot me...
Hello it’s us again. in OD
The voices told me to say that. So what’s happening with me? I have a job interview. Well, I have been asked to go to a “recruitment day”. Having been to one of those things for this company...
Blood atonement in OD
I originaly posted this in the CWPD but thought you lot would enjoy it. Are you aware of the Mormon doctrine of Blood Atonement? It is a quaint little piece of their faith and unlike the practi...
Quote comp – quote 10 in OD
Yes, it reaches double figures. Last weeks quote:“Can’t wait to tell my friends.” First answer came from purple_mage:I am sure that has to be said in “friends” probably by monaca when she bags...
Pure self – indulgence in OD
This entry refers to other entries in this diary. It is split into two parts:surveys what I wrote andentries I am proud of. Ready? SURVEYS Film quote survey Music quote survey Survey exper...
I decided to do this. These are my results:The test itselfI am WilliamI am a studentI am confusedI am a film fanI am 23I am from ScotlandI am singleI am into cross – stitchI am depressiveI am ...
Do you miss me? in OD
Another stolen survey. This time from Couplandesque. Enjoy. name: Will age: 23 1.) what is one thing you couldn’t live without and why: Music, cos I try to surround myself with it as often ...
I wish to register a complaint! in OD
Yes, at the moment I’m listening to the ‘Dead Parrot’ sketch. Did you know that it started out as a broken toaster sketch? I’m fine. I spent yesterday painting. One of my housemates is an ar...
10 things I hate about you. in OD
Well, not really. this is a brilliant survey I stole from *DialOne*ForGlamour*. Are you sick of positive surveys? Well this one’s for you. What is the worst thing or part about the following...
Now I know my ABC’s… in OD
Another interesting stolen survey. (Stolen from Lovely) Why can’t I write a survey this interesting? *ABC SURVEY* *A-Age: 23 *B-Best Friend: A choice between Lewis, Lindsay and Brian *C-Ch...
Challenge the system. in OD
“You want answers?I think I’m entitled to them.”A Few Good Men Yup, that’s what i’ma gonna do on Tuesday. Y’see, the union and my Uni hosted the Orange Enjoy Music Tour around easter. They ar...
More survey stealing in OD
Stolen from Corbeau (again). **PERSONAL** Name: Wiliam Age: 23 Gender: Male Birthday: January 19 1978 Zodiac: Capricorn Height: About 5″10 hair: Dark eyes: Greeny blue with a hint of br...
I have somewhere to live! in OD
“Ooh, I’m so pleased! Can I trade in the children for more cash?”Anya, Real Me You lot will probably remember my entry a couple of days ago about my lack of living area. Well good news. I now...
Return of the trivia comp. in OD
Rules? Go here I know that they are the rules for the quote comp. It’s just that as the rules for trivia comp are similar, it would be like retyping them. Which is stoopid. One rule change....
Well, we had to wait an extra week for it. Some people wondered what they would say The wait is over. theonion.com have finally posted their Attack on America issue. My god, is it funny. I ...
I quote your notes (pt 1) in OD
wow i just read the notes i left, i make no sense, i am going to have to start reading my notes before i post them! oh maybe not [hotcaffeine] RYN – When am I coming to Scotland? Hrm. Well. I ...
I quote your notes (pt 2)` in OD
I once had a life. I sold it for drug money. [Polter-Cow] “The Religion of the Masses is opiate.” I think. That would be one order that makes sense. I don’t know the quote. That was amusing....
Quote comp – quote 9 in OD
May as well do this now seeing as how I don’t have anything better to do. The quote was:“I’ll meet you with chain or nozh or britva any time, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless, i...
Stolen Survey in OD
This was nicked from Corbeau. Full name: William Charles Forbes D.O.B.: 19/1/78 Bithplace: Aberdeen, Scotland Sign: Capricorn, on the cusp Occupation: Student (allegedly) Whatcha wanna be ...
looking back in OD
Do you want to know what I’ve just been doing? Re-reading old entries in this diary. Going right back to the begining when I went by the name Sebrof and was in first year at Uni. I knew what ...
Nice day for a sulk in OD
Nice day for a sulkThe girl smells of milkHer horsey teeth explode around usAnd we run for cover she found usIn the cheapo bar with a bag of chips Nice day for a moodThe forecast is goodThe kid...
Quote comp – quote 8 in OD
First of all, the Chunky Cheese prizes. The quote for them were:“Armadillo! Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside. Armadillo!” Oribeth was the first person to answer this one:Well I’m g...
