williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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Dumb business mistakes 1 in OD
Taken from Dumbest business moments There’s actually 101, but I don’t have room for them all. Enjoy. 2. A dozen Burger King marketing execs suffer first- and second-degree burns while walking ...
Dumb business mistakes 2 in OD
45. Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig announces the planned elimination of two teams by the start of the 2002 season. The downsizing triggers public outrage, a union grievance, a muni...
White House whitewashers 2 in OD
But on Tuesday, CBS News reported that the story was inaccurate, the result of a “misunderstanding” by staffers. The Associated Press reported that “administration officials said they now doubt ...
I just made my first film. You can see it here. OK, so it’s not actually that good. I think it’s damned funny (but then I would). Tell me what you think. Will
White House whitewashers 1 in OD
Bush staffers chastise NBC for a Clinton interview, Fleischer whacks Maher and the Bush-was-in-danger story falls apart. Tension mounts between the White House and the media. By Jake Tapper S...
Getting Down (Under) in OD
In the United States, the standard procedure for a politician accused of being involved in a sex scandal is to vehemently deny it: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” After months...
“The hardest thing in this world… is to live in it”Buffy Anne SummersThe Gift. How good is that episode of Buffy? I knew that the 100th episode would be spectacular but I had no idea exactly h...
What if we really helped the poor? in OD
By PAUL KNOXThe Globe and Mail Friday, March 15, 2002 Print Edition, Page A13 Eighteen months ago, the United Nations General Assembly set three simple but ambitious targets for helping the ...
Students enter horse in Gold Cup Fiasco in OD
Four Sports Science Students from Loughborough have caused a sensation in the sporting world by entering an untried novice hurdler in Wednesdays Cheltenham Gold Cup. The National Hunts blue ...
The other axis of evil in OD
by IGNACIO RAMONET We need to be aware that neo-liberal globalisation is attacking the social order on three fronts. The economic front is the most important since it affects all humanity. It i...
Truth is cool but unobtainable in OD
I have a NEW film diary (as the old one was deleted). Click here to read it. Most of the reviews are reviews I put into my DM diary but I lost most of them. But hopefully I’ll build it back u...
Survey time again in OD
Pinched from Corbeau, who got it elsewhere. What is your favorite made up word: Weeble What is your favourite mode of transport: Heart of Gold/Impulse Improbability drive What is your favorit...
The Creation According to the Trade Unions in OD
IN THE BEGIINNING GOD CREATED THE HEAVEN AND THE EARTH. 2. And darkness was upon the face of the deep; this was due to a malfunction at Lots Road Power Station. 3. And God said, Let their be...
Bush unvails new “War Logo” in OD
In a press conference today, George W Bush unvailed a new logo for the ongoing war against terrorism. This logo shows a boot on a human face. When animated, the boot repetedly stamps on the fac...
Blame Norah for this 3 in OD
Does Australia count as Britain? Oh, come on. [Karma Girl] I feel sorry for that presenter dude who is now stacking supermarket shelves and driving minicabs. ( I suppose he made a few bob off...
Blame Norah for this 4 in OD
od staff cannot be trusted [I Am The Eraser] I agree completely with everything you have said. It’s a good thing I came back when I did otherwise I might have lost everything! I sincerly hope ...
Blame Norah for this 6 in OD
Ohhh, my little brother has one of those, it lasted 2 days then they all got messed up. [Rodge] huh? i am confused now [purple_mage] ryn’s: yeah true you do ramble a lot, lol and, if you don...
I’m gonna be hated for this one. Will
Blame Norah for this in OD
*kimmy* was here. your diary has been viewed by the queen. *haha just kidding* but its a cute thang you got going on here. be nice and note me back 🙂 take care*much love- ~*<3Kimmy*~ [a te...
Blame Norah for this 2 in OD
My favorite Cordelia quote is from First Season Angel… second episode Angel: It’s a burrower. Cordelia: It’s a donkey? We didn’t see any donkey demons. Cracks me up Every time! ~ [Corbeau] ...
Blame Norah for this 5 in OD
it is? lol it was pretty exciting. [><] yep, ceylon sapphire said that the Australians would be pretty happy. I guess they are 🙂 [mystikpoet] Bloody oath we are! 😀 And we have a secon...
Short story: Un-true romantic in OD
Written by William Forbes “Star-crossed lovers? Yeah, right.” Ah, my girlfriend. Ever the romantic. “All this stuff about comitting suicide, just because they could not live without each ot...
Short story: The Death in OD
© William Forbes 2002 He did not want to do it. But it could not be helped. Still, it was a shame she had to die. They had been through so much together. So very much. He was with her througho...
Well, I’m not going to Blackpool in OD
That’s right. I didn’t ‘win’ the election. But nevermind. I am on the reserve list. So if anything happens to four of the people who are going, I’m there. Besides, I was not expecting to wi...
AKA the worst joke in the world. Ever. Ever ever. A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a > > > BUMP… > > > > > BUMP… > > > ...
