williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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Theme of the week in OD
I dunno, you wait ages for one theme of the week entry from me then two come along at once :¬p So, this weeks theme is: If you could go back in time and change one decision that you made in yo...
Middlesbrough jobcentre are completely useless in OD
I find it interesting that after my last rant about the jobcentre on Twitter, I got the following message: k_faulkner:@williamtheblood Hi, I’m a reporter, doing a story on jobcentres that would...
Arrr! Fun thing! in OD
So, today be International Talk Like A Pirate day. Which be why this bit o’ this entry be th’ way it be. I’m having fun listening to Th’ Beatles remastered albums. Never, never have they soun...
Goddamn motherfucking cuntwaffle! *EDIT* in OD
So, as you all know, I moved into a new place a couple of weeks ago. Bit of background on the house: there’s seven bedrooms, two bathrooms and two kitchens. At the moment there’s me and one ot...
So, this weeks theme question is: If someone was going to pick out the perfect birthday present for you, what would it be? Now, some might expect my response to be something like a working TAR...
As mentioned in my last entry, I wanted to get a new tattoo on Thursday. It’s one that I’d been planning for a while but promised to myself that I would get at this point in time. So I did. A...
Fucking bunch of complete and utter useless twats in OD
Yeah, this isn’t going to be happy fun time entry. So, as you lot probably know, about 6 months ago I was sent to an agency instead of signing on. Admittedly, there wasn’t a hell of a lot they...
Flu advice in OD
Will Widgets & Flash Toys
10 ways to annoy cold callers in OD
10. Answer the phone with “Blue bear, blue bear, this is red bull”, and before agreeing on having a conversation, get them to say the ‘secret phrase’ 9. Agree with something they never said: “Y...
Cos I haven’t done one of these for a while… in OD
Yoinked from Moonglow: Q: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE TODAY? A: Watching this video: Hitler finds out about another Downfall parody – watch more funny videos Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?...
So, as I briefly mentioned in my last entry, I moved house this week. All I need to do now is find a way to get the rest of my stuff here. My new room is frakking huge. But then I knew it wou...
Politics answer time in OD
I was hoping to do this last week, but some last minute stresses, including moving house, stopped me. Sorry folks. Let’s get to it. Steven the Rill wanted to know: I know that you’re a Liber...
Boro pics *pic heavy* in OD
Seeing as how I didn’t have interweb access yesterday (well, I did, but only on my phone which suck interweb wise) I decided to go for a wander and take some pics of the town I currently call ho...
Right, which way to San Fransisco? in OD
Just cos you lot might find it interesting: Questions sought <<<—————-Thataway——————<<< Will Widgets & Flash Toys
Politics question time in OD
Another question time. This time, I’m looking for political questions. will try and have them answered next week. In the meantime, have an amusing pic: Will Widgets & Flash Toy...
Football answers in OD
I know i said that I’d answer these before now, but I decided to wait till today and do so to celebrate the start of the new season. Well, that’s my stoyry and I’m sticking to it :¬p Let’s get...
Christ, I feel old in OD
When I was younger I used to love playing arcade games. My favourite type of cabinet was the table top ones. This isn’t the type that I used to play. The ones that I’m used to, the controls...
Televisual Treats in OD
SPOILER WARNING! You Have Been Watching The new TV outing for Charlie Brooker and the first not on a digital channel. This is, at first glance, a celebrity quiz show about TV programmes that h...
One more email then she’s out of my fucking life for fucking good. Whether she wants to be or not. Will Widgets & Flash Toys
A confession in OD
I’m not actually Scottish. Click on certificate to make your own! Will Widgets & Flash Toys
Twitterpated in OD
Why the fuck could they not just fucking phone me to tell me that the fucking appointment had to be fucking well cancelled! about 1 hour ago from digsby How you expect to run with the wolves co...
Just cos it’s funny. in OD
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So, how did it go? in OD
Is probably not what you’re asking yourself, but I’m going to tell you anyway. So nyeh! I was panicking a bit about getting there, as the directions I was given were basically ‘catch this bus’...
Oh hell to the motherfucking no! in OD
So, here’s the story. I have an extreme fear of dentists. This was born when I went to the dentists years ago and was told that I needed a filling. In order to do this, the dentist had to dri...
This actually looks quite good in OD
Nine minute preview for The Prisoner remake: Will Widgets & Flash Toys
