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Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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Twelve in 12: The Second Coming in OD
Title: The Second Coming Author: John Niven Genre: Humour 376 pages You ever look at things that are going on in the world and wonder where God has gotten to? Well, turns out that he was on ...
YOC: Dark and Light in OD
Written for Year of Creativity Prompt: Halfway between the darkness and the light. Halfway between the darkness and the light. This phrase is used by some people to describe midwinter, as it’...
Go The Fuck To Sleep in OD
BTW: this is a genuine book. Don’t forget, questions by tomorrow folks, or you won’t get top secret super cool answers entry on Monday. Will
No bungee for me *EDIT* in OD
I’ve always wanted to do a bungee jump. Which is a bit strange, considering I’m shit scared of heights. Anyhoo, turns out that the Transporter Bridge, right here in town, is the only place in ...
You have till Saturday to ask me a questions about anything at all. Will
Not much to report here. Same old, same old. Creative writing is going well. I have to write a 2,500 word story about midsummer for this terms booklet. I was completely stuck, but have decid...
I present this with no commentary. Cos I really don’t know what to think… Apparently, this is supposed to be a pro life film… Will
Randomly unexpected… in OD
That describes my night last night. I was sat at home, having just eaten a parmo and watching The West Wing when a friend texted and asked if I wanted to meet up for a drink. Seeing as it was ...
Written for Year of Creativity Prompt: And the award goes to… It’s always nice to win an award. It’s even nicer when they manage to get your fucking name right…
This n that in OD
Went into a bookshop yesterday. Only meant to browse, but ended up buying three books. And they only cost me a fiver! One is a Stuart MacBride book that I read when back home for Christmas bu...
General stuff in OD
Happy Towel Day! And happy Wear the Lilac Day! And happy Geek Pride Day! I realised that, apart from Talk Mobile shenanigans, I haven’t really given you a general update in ages. Mind you, t...
Talk Mobile continued… in OD
I got a response from Talk Mobile. Which, I suppose, is something. It quotes the terms and conditions to me to answer why my account had been closed (despite me saying I didn’t need to know th...
Meet my new mascot! *EDIT* in OD
And they say nothing good comes from being a smoker… Will *EDIT* For those of you who are asking, it’s an origami cheetah (I think, I’m not really sure) and it started off life as one of th...
How did you come up with your Open Diary name? Cos I’m a crap poet. Will
Do not go anywhere near Talk Mobile in OD
This may explain why not: Dear Sir/Madam, So, here we are. Back to me arguing with Talk Mobile customer service. Sorry, “customer service” as what I’ve received can barely qualify for that d...
Twelve in 12: The Lock Artist in OD
Title: The Lock Artist Author: Steve Hamilton Genre: Crime 304 pages Michael is the Lock Artist. He has the skill to get into almost any lock or safe imaginable. He’s also a good guy to ha...
Because I haven’t done this for a while… in OD
I’m on Twitter here and on facebook here Will
I heard this on Jools Holland last night and just had to share. The song itself is called ‘The Willhelm Scream’ Which is cool enough if you’re a big enough gerek to get the reference, but the w...
AV analogies… *EDIT* in OD
Those of you who live in Britain will know that this week sees the referendum on changing the political system in the UK. This is only the second national referendum in our history though, the ...
YOC: April in OD
Written for Year of Creativity Prompt: I’ve never been so glad to be… I’ve never been so glad to be gay At least things are statring to change, I’ve never been so glad to be straight I don’t g...
Writing stuff *EDIT* in OD
So, I’ve got a contact for the police part of the research for my crime novel. Which is good. (It’s not actually anyone in Cleveland Police though, interestingly enough.) She’s read the synop...
And now for some answers… *EDIT* in OD
*EDIT* Cos dumbarse here forgot to answer a question… Right, let’s get this done. little_chloella and *Moonglow* both wanted to know the same thing: doctor who and ? Treme. The second sea...
Theme entry in OD
Question: Can money buy happiness? No. It can, however, buy the illusion of happiness… Will P.S. back one entry to ask me a question
Who’s got questions? in OD
In honour of the fact that two of my favourite TV shows are back at the weekend, ask me questions about TV. Go on. I dares ya. Will
The UK, explained in OD
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