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Gender Savvy in Nine Dollar Phrases
"Spoilers, it's a boy" Overheard at an ultrasound IMPORTANT NOTE: This was a submitted quote and isn't my sneaky way of saying Leslie is pregnant. She's not.
Hainult via Newbury Park in Nine Dollar Phrases
"It smells like the combined farts of a thousand desolate souls" Overheard on the tube
Poetry in Motion in Nine Dollar Phrases
"I cut my lips reading so fast"
Healthy Lifestyle in Nine Dollar Phrases
"If I eat 14 strawberries in a row does that count as 2 of my 5 a day?" Overheard on the coach
Do The Latin! in Nine Dollar Phrases
"There's no point my going back to university, I'll only fail again and then I'll be a double sans hons"
"I was NOT twerking, I was doing an impression of a happy pug puppy waggling it's curly wurly tail"
Overheard in the pub one Thursday Winter's Night in Nine Dollar Phrases
"Wait up for us bredrin, train ain't rollin' yet" "Don't worry blud, I got one of them old school Kindles that is like made from paper and you go'a like turn the pages with your hands and shit."...
The Best 9 Dollar Phrases of 2013 in Nine Dollar Phrases
"It'll be the biggest thing out of Israel since God!" "If you don't like the cold don't ever go to Norway. It's like flipping minus zero there" "He's got so many babies they should call him...
The Best 9 Dollar Phrases of 2012 in Nine Dollar Phrases
"Well I don't know, I'm not a scientist or a deer" "Yeah but everyone knows Santa has x-ray vision" "I would bloody love to have sex whilst dressed as a flamingo" "We should listen to cl...
