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I have, on occasion, run for the pure agony of it. Because that’s what aging men with a gut do. (Or buy a sports car and I’m cheap.) I have noticed a very odd thing while running. In a very Truma...

23 hours ago

Outrage in Today

Remember the old saying, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all”? Someone please tell Tripadvisor that Taco Bell has no business on a list of top restaurants for an area.

1 day ago

Turned Around in Today

Can somebody get me a map?

3 days ago

Much Anger In You in Today

Yeah, Yoda. You’re right, Captain Obvious. Thanks for that. What are you going to do about it?

That song is stuck in my head this morning. I hope I can give you the same joy. It helps if you sing it with a white boy Jamaican accent.

4 days ago

A Psalm of Praise in Today

Oh, lift up the name of the LORD and sing. Sing praises to the God of all mercy He is worthy to be praised. He is faithful and true. He has taught me in my tribulation. In the midst of my trial h...

You crossed a line, huh?

Just found out Five Guys sells merch and now I want a t-shirt.

7 days ago

Shading and Blending in Today

Life isn’t a competition. It’s an artistic collaboration. Every person you interact with is part of your piece of the mural. You have to step back a little from your little swathe to see what th...

7 days ago

Figure It Out in Today

The common theme of all of your disappointing relationships is you.

May 10, 2024

Day of Remembrance in Today

Remember today. Mark it down. Look back and rejoice. Say, today was the day I got my life back.

May 08, 2024

Cracks in Today

I find it interesting you lied to me. To what end?

May 07, 2024

Beware of Dog in Today

It is a strange thing we do. We live in these maddening bubbles of isolation, misery, and loneliness then attack any who would enter without regard to intent.

The President of the United States....

May 06, 2024

Two Step Process in Today

Hide the evidence. Play the victim. Repeat as desired.

May 06, 2024

Goal!!!!! in Today

If you find yourself cheering on the onsters slaughtering innocent civillians and lobbing bombs at them, and walking into public malls with bombs strapped to their chest and taking over U.S. coll...

May 04, 2024

Natural Progression in Today

I think I am developing an unnatural loathing of dishes.

May 04, 2024

Hey, kid! in Today

Do you have any idea what your mother was up to last night?

May 03, 2024

Looney Tunes in Today

There is always the scene in the cartoons where the fuse is lit and the spark goes on this long, elaborate journey, looping and winding and dodging and the antagonist is desperately trying to blo...

May 02, 2024

Now We Know in Today

The brilliant orange glow of the rising sun or a roiling meteor forcing its way into the atmosphere to cover the earth in darkness.

May 02, 2024

Paradigm in Today

Discipline is one of those things that starts from the top down. Management always wants to blame the workers, but they only reflect the messaging and behaviors of their leaders. If you have lazy...

May 01, 2024

Coloring Time in Today

It’s a little fun to watch the diversity and inclusion team come up babbling cheery nonsense like a kindergarten teacher. (We’re all crayons!) Then have the production teams come up talking about...

April 30, 2024

Latest Bookmarks in Today

It is interesting sometimes how quickly people disappear. To peruse the list and realize how long it has been. No. I just read them… three weeks ago?

April 30, 2024

Employer - Employee in Today

I need you to break a little. I don’t deal with hardasses. Especially when they are grown up and acting like spoiled children. If you want to be able to make your own decisions, you have to accep...

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