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Did some internet research this morning on dentures. Funny, in the bad old days I had more trust in internet research, especially when there were dos based text only newsgroups. Now that any idio...

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Yeah, I picked the above song because today is Saturday and the above song is the first Saturday song I think of. I’ve made mixed tapes doing days of the week which is why I left out past perfec...

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Every so often I call myself a patriot. 1) Because I am and 2) because it is not immediately apparent because I remain far left during a time when most are trying to cringe in the middle and the ...

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He bought a seat at the corner table with a girl and a horse, broad shouldered beast with hair at the ankles. Every time he raised the pot he’d say ‘What the hell, just fun tickets, right?’ The g...

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Fuck you. Why would I type that to you nice people? And the rest of you? Because I can’t say it, it comes out like fluck ewww. How do people do anything with partial dentures? I’m sure they’ll ma...

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking today. Yeah, I know, usually that’s followed by some confession or a break up or just, I don’t know, something. Doing a lot of thinking doesn’t need a preamble. ...

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And another that bugs me about Viagra commercials (I’m sure that conversation started somewhere in the last 100 entries) is “Ask your doctor if your heart is safe enough for sex.” I know it’s emb...

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No, you shut up, it grows on you after the first couple of hours. I was sitting here watching some awful movie and thinking about Jesus’ last name and Conan’s last name. The Barbarian would be a...

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You know how your friends are always being sexually lured by some loser and you have to say something cumbersome like “wooed by a jag off” or “brought home by the bacon” or, you know, stuff like ...

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Blunt force trauma. That’s my three word movie review for Chi-raq. I feel like I was clubbed with a clumsy hammer made of recycled wood and bog iron. Sorry, that was too complicated. Hit in head,...

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It’s been a while since I posted this song, um, ^^^ that song. Five times a decade maybe. So probably not on prosebox at all, which probably means it hasn’t been here at all. The vast majority o...

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I’ve spent fifteen minutes each hour for the last few hours rearranging clutter. Jesus on a jumping jack that’s a poorly crafted sentence. I’ve been trying to clean shit up in small bursts, and, ...

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Spring like today. Gray, rainy and 48 degrees. Farenheit. I saw a hawk stalk a sandwich delivery guy. I saw a corpulent fellow jogging slower than a walk, nice shoes. I did not see a white ladder...

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The end of the shoe saga. The most current one. Although I don’t anticipate ever being engaged in another shoe saga that involves missing my address by a thousand miles, I am loathe to rule it ou...

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My shoes came back from vacation. I don’t know if I told y’all this or not, it’s easier to tell again than look backwards, I know for sure I didn’t tell you the end because it just happened. Not ...

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“ It’s been a long time since I posted a picture here, hope it works. Well, I guess if you’re reading this it worked, the question is how much cussing did it take. Who the fuck knows. I was getti...

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Already been a long day and I’ve already napped once. Oh, it’s 1230ish EST. Or it is when I’m starting this whatever the hell this will be. I’ve become so very prosaic I need to toss an anchor ou...

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“Peace is not the absence of conflict, it is the presence of God” I’d attribute the quote but I don’t know where it comes from. Ok, I know where it came to me from, but I’ve never cited a wall ha...

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The most significant things that happened today were unexpected. I think that’s almost always the case, probably always the case but I hate to think in terms of absolutes. That’s not true, I migh...

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I had a story. I mean I just had one, it was more ephemeral than empirical, and now it’s gone. In the last few years I find myself typing the phrase ‘I mean’ often, and the words probably and lik...

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Today is a different day, from yesterday I mean, but it works however you want it mean. Chronologically, the way we keep time, even if we live in the bush and count time with green ants on a stic...

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Perhaps I did nothing at all today. Sure feels like it. I guess I wondered what the fucking deal is with cell phone advertisements these days. I mean I remember when they use to have phones in th...

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Let’s pretend that this is like writing an entry, ok? Oh, wait, I do have a thing or two. I have Fred flintone stone feet, wide, short, flat and good for make the car go even with cargo. So, one...

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By a show of hands how many of y’all watch tv on your computers from your cable tv networks provider? Oh, shit. If I’d known that I’d probably still write this entry, as is evidenced by my writin...

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If you promise to shut the hell up I’ll tell the tale; short in content but buffered with exposition, kvetching, and mean spirited symbols, maybe, not sure, I’m writing it as I type. You don’t ev...

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