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A flash in Flash Friday
Here and then I was riddled by the sun and set to mark by some unseen hand. My bearings, ciphered, proved me here and now; then. We walk through time in a straight line; I teeter, crooked. Once I...
Like People Do in Normal entries
Went for a bike ride at dawn this morning. That’s three dawns of the last four. I rode up to the rail-road tracks where the road blocks have been cramping my style for a week. I hadn’t been able ...
Far removed in Normal entries
Jesus, prosebox again? Where’d you get off too, peeing in the neighbors rosebush? Maybe that was me, figuratively of course, going off and peeing in rose bushes. C’mon it’s not like anyone expect...
Just stuff in Normal entries
Bad times, bad timing. I learned some things this week. It’s not that I don’t want to know, just that I wish they weren’t true. Among the things I learned is that my back is more fucked up than I...
Doom and destruction in Normal entries
So I was dog sitting, right? The correct answer is; right. And I get this text, can you do another day, and I’m all like, right. Toldja that was the correct answer. So I was going to leave early ...
Experiment in Normal entries
First time writing an entry on a phone. I think; the phone seemed to know my log in. I’m dog sitting a big beautiful goofy Shepard ( can you still call them that when they’ve never met sheep?)....
Yay! in Normal entries
Yay! Though, I walk, through the shadow? Of Death! I will fear; No, Evil. I was having that conversation with someone recently, you know, the punctuation conversation, not evils, Pslams or valle...
The one and only Billy Shears in Normal entries
As the scripture says; Go fuck yourself. I’ll admit, it’s very likely someone has been tampering with my scripture. I can go for years without even knowing where that darn thing got off too. My b...
Where I'm not in Normal entries
I’ve had a long week. Am expecting another one. In context they are just normal weeks, sort of, I just do so very little that any mark on my schedule gets attention, a measurement in time or dist...
Associations in Normal entries
Fucking Van Morrison breaks my heart. Associations go way back, girls, women, smoky clubs and cold streets. I’ve been avoiding putting discs in the rig with van Morrison tunes, but it’s hard to t...
The case for flashes marked by absence in Normal entries
And the lion shall lay down with the lamb. And in his slumber the lamb shall rise and flail at the great mane with his terrible hooves, and rend the lions belly with his square and terrible teeth...
All the stuff I haven't said in Normal entries
There was a desktop orphan lurking from a day or so back. It is either too terrible or too great for my typical vanity of posting and apologizing. What disturbs me most about it, though, is how f...
Now with even less editing and more words!!! in Normal entries
I freaked my daughter out, an accident I assure you though no assurances are asked and I would assure you to take my assurances with a grain of salt, a lemon and a shot of mescal. I’d advise you ...
A flash in the pan in Flash Friday
“If you don’t love me, be kind and lie,” her voice all ripe almond and death. “Be kind” pastilles, vanilla, cloying and coy. And death. I saw my own body as if from above, pale and balding, outl...
Two clams welded together in Normal entries
Things have be strange in a dull sort of way. It’s much easier to say “I have a headache” than to say “The things in my head are conflicted.” See? That kind of strange. I think I wrote that sente...
Lurking in Normal entries
I guess the below is my facebook intro. I forgot even writing it but it sounds like me. It’s three O’clock in the morning and the night is squirrel tailed and liquor eyed. Three O’ Clock West Coa...
A flash and a half and some other nonsense in Normal entries
I dropped a quarter in the case and said “This looks a lot like home. But it isn’t.” The guy stopped the song he was playing and said “Child, you are knuckle deep in sin.” It had been a long tim...
Killing Time in Normal entries
Sort of waiting for the GF to decide whether she’s melting or not and if we’re going to do something about it. It’s not that it’s horribly hot out there, but it is something like 110 percent humi...
If I title this it'll just get a swold up haid in Normal entries
Today made a sort of humming sound as it crept along. It tasted greenish blonde and I think it wore flip flops. I suppose if I were a good citizen of time I would have asked today if it were lost...
Couple days ago I was watching some show and part of the ongoing plot (I assume ongoing) is this guy was molested by a priest when he was a kid. It took me down the rabbit hole of associated memo...
All about the parity in Normal entries
Somewhere in this entry I’m going to post a song. I’ve probably posted it before and if you ever rode in my old mighty mighty jeep you’ve heard it louder than that type of song needs be played. C...
Type title in Normal entries
Temps were shooting for eighty today, just missed. Humidity got up to forty but dropped off. So fucking what? Yeah, I’m with you on that, buddy. I saw this guy whacking at his lawn with an axe. ...
Two entries in day? He's mad in Normal entries
Oh, yeah, actual real life stuff. Funny I was talking to GF about text speak and she hadn’t heard IRL. In real life we rarely use the term in real life let alone have need for abbreviation. Just ...
One thing we got in Normal entries
Way back in the day, you know around 2012 or so, surveys were all the rage on social media, because, god knows it’s hard to convey how much one has run out of shit to say without room temperature...
Down low Upgrade in Normal entries
Sing a song of sixpence Pocket full of rye, Four and twenty blackbirds Baked in a pie When the pie was opened The birds began to sing How is I know this fucking thing? — Mother Goose? Yeah, let’s...