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Almost Done 6/1/2001 I am almost done with high school. My last day of classes is on June 13. I think I have eight or nine school days left. I really should write more often before schoo...

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To Be Continued IV 5/27/2001 Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and...

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To Be Continued III 5/27/2001 Stick your head out the window, but forget to open it, so that your head crashes through the glass. Then say, "Silly me," open the window again, and try to...

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To Be Continued II 5/27/2001 Keep feces in your fridge. Complain that there is never anything to eat. Piss in a jar and leave it by your bed. When your roommate isn't looking, replace it w...

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To Be Continued I 5/27/2001 Whenever he/she goes to shower, drop whatever you're doing, grab a towel, and go shower too. Find out your roommate's post office box code. Open it and take hi...

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How to Piss Off Your Roommate 5/27/2001 I figured some of these may be useful for future college students like me :o) Just kidding... Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. Swit...

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It's the Little Things 5/25/2001 Last Tuesday was better than the day before. I found out that I got a 100 on the test that I had made up. I was quite proud of myself. I may get an A in cal...

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Men Have It Easy 5/25/2001 This is a continuation of my day from my last entry. To top off everything, I had my first gynocology appointment that day. Sorry if that grosses any of you out...

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Good-Bye 5/25/2001 Twelve more days left and then it's good-bye high school. Personally, I can't say I'll miss it too much. Last Monday, I stayed afer with my calculus teacher to review f...

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Puffy Dresses and Silver Slippers 5/16/2001 Yes, it's the big event everyone looks forward to since junior high...prom. What's the big [expletive] deal, may I ask? (I'm trying to cut down ...

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Is It True...? 5/16/2001 Yesterday, or maybe it was the day before, my entire AP European History class was just kind of hanging out. We already took the AP exam, and there's not much else ...

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Things to Never Say to a Woman 5/16/2001 "Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?" "No, really, I was laughing about...this joke I heard one time." "Ooh, you are so cute w...

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You've Had a Bad Day, but.... 5/15/2001 The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house didn't float very far at all. We're all amazed that you go on living each ...

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Grape Jelly and Mayonnaise 5/15/2001 Actually, this entry doesn't have anything to do with my title. I simply couldn't think of a title to fit my entry, and I couldn't not put one, because ...

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Insomnia 5/14/2001 A police chief, a fire chief, and a city attorney were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car broke down in a rur...

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And You Thought You Were Having a Bad Day... 5/14/2001 Bad Luck Trying to keep warm in freezing weather, a 50 year old Cypriot huddled over his paraffin heater. Accidentally overturn...

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Sex is Good for You 5/14/2001 Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny a...

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Sports vs. Smarts 5/11/2001 From this entry forward, I've decided to just not mention MJ. He's being a real [expletive]. He used to be cool in the beginning of the year, but it was all dow...

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Burning Review Books 5/11/2001 Yes, I'm back for a little while. I needed to get away from my review books, because I'm afraid my urge to burn them will get too strong...Just kidding. I'm...

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Sorry... 5/7/2001 I'm taking a brief hiatus from OD. I have an AP English Composition exam this Wednesday, AP European History on Friday, and AP Biology the following Wednesday. I have so...

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Trip To SU 4/28/2001 My bus to Syracuse should've picked me up at 11 a.m., but it was running late and instead came at 12:00. I got to Syracuse at about 1:30, but didn't arrive at the unive...

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Continued Tequila Entry 4/28/2001 Anyway, I kind of got hit on by the bouncer in the second club. I showed him my ID, and he also let me in without a probem. As I went to hand him money ...

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1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, Floor 4/28/2001 I want it duly noted that four shots of tequila will not land you on the floor. I would know hehehe. Last night, after I got home from my S...

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Trip From Hell 4/27/2001 Hey--I'm up at Binghamton finally. It's been such a hassle to get here, but I'll explain that when I get home. My father put me on the wrong bus, I was forced to sw...

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25 Things to Never Say During Sex 4/25/2001 I thought this was funny... 1) is it in? 2) that's it? 3) you've got to be kidding me. 4) (phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you? 5) do I ...

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