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Hainult via Newbury Park
"It smells like the combined farts of a thousand desolate souls" Overheard on the tube
Poetry in Motion
"I cut my lips reading so fast"
Healthy Lifestyle
"If I eat 14 strawberries in a row does that count as 2 of my 5 a day?" Overheard on the coach
Do The Latin!
"There's no point my going back to university, I'll only fail again and then I'll be a double sans hons"
"I was NOT twerking, I was doing an impression of a happy pug puppy waggling it's curly wurly tail"
Overheard in the pub one Thursday Winter's Night
"Wait up for us bredrin, train ain't rollin' yet" "Don't worry blud, I got one of them old school Kindles that is like made from paper and you go'a like turn the pages with your hands and shit."...
The Best 9 Dollar Phrases of 2013
"It'll be the biggest thing out of Israel since God!" "If you don't like the cold don't ever go to Norway. It's like flipping minus zero there" "He's got so many babies they should call him...
The Best 9 Dollar Phrases of 2012
"Well I don't know, I'm not a scientist or a deer" "Yeah but everyone knows Santa has x-ray vision" "I would bloody love to have sex whilst dressed as a flamingo" "We should listen to cl...
Book Description
As a writer I soak up the odd little turn of phrases people use, overhearing them on the street or the bus. Even the term “nine dollar phrases” is stolen from my friend Adi.
I’m also prone to mangling my words and my girlfriend will usually give me the look of “What ridiculous thing have you said now” and which I will hurry to write down!
Enjoy these random pearls of wisdom. NSFW!
